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usonian

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1. DRAFT ICE. Send those bravest, fiercest warriors to IRAN, every last one of them. Why?
Sat Mar 21, 2026, 12:21 PM
Saturday

Fight! Fight! Fight! (somewhere else)

• They are already "trained" (in random violence against civilians. Checks one box)

• Bonespur "victims" have already been weeded out.

• They are already government employees and must go where assigned. (saves TONS of paperwork)

• They already have weapons, and unspent budget money.
• They already have swell masks to protect from radioactive dust that bombing reactors creates.

• They (probably) already have military haircuts, and (this is big)
• Their kill to loss ratio is infinite.

Danes agree!


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