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13. Watching officer poundcake's testimony had me crying from laughter!
Fri Mar 20, 2026, 03:12 PM
17 hrs ago

I couldn't believe this was actual testimony and not a spoof!

If you're feelings are hurt because someone called you lemon pound cake, you're probably not fit to be a cop.

If you break down in tears on the stand because someone made fun of you in a music video... yeah... not fit to be a cop.

If you actually accuse your own wife of cheating on you - who you have been with since middle school - because of a music video... definitely not fit to be a cop. Go read Othello you knuckle dragging dork.

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