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Warpy

(114,561 posts)
40. Yer a little LATE, Stupid.
Mon Mar 16, 2026, 05:54 PM
13 hrs ago

The mad Mullahs announced months ago tha they'd close the Strait if they were attacked. They also threatened every US base in the region, along with the countries that host/leased them.

Apparently the Pentagon had planned to protect the Strait from the beginning but were overruled by a micromanaging Fatso, who thinks he knows everything and will listen to no one. He reallty thought a few days of heavy bombardment would cause religious fanatics to capitulate. One lesson of the last century is that a massive bombing campaign doesn't work, rather causing a country to rally around even the worst governments. Fatso didn't get the memo, or just ate it if he did.

I sincerely hope he's not lying about stoopping the bombing just short of having to go back to a Congress that is growing increasingly hostile to continue his vicious bungling. It's only during the aftermath that political things have a chance of happening in Iran. they will fall into line behind the IRGC until then.

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He should call up those Trump Boat Parade people leftstreet 19 hrs ago #1
I posted this idea yesterday! Great minds! Diamond_Dog 19 hrs ago #3
Excellent suggestion! peggysue2 19 hrs ago #5
Or get the billionaires' "super/mega yachts" BumRushDaShow 19 hrs ago #6
Seriously when you can own a damn floating Bond villain level fortress, you have too much money. Initech 19 hrs ago #8
@leftstreet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ffr 18 hrs ago #12
Yes YESSSS!!! CaptainTruth 16 hrs ago #32
He should call his buddy Putin. Nt redwitch 16 hrs ago #33
Heh. The Russian navy is having a hard enough time already. Wednesdays 13 hrs ago #37
An idiot who thinks he's a genius. surfered 19 hrs ago #2
"This is not our war, we have not started it." - Germany's Defense Minister Boris Pistorius dalton99a 19 hrs ago #4
Boom. Mahalo, dalton.. German ​Defence Minister Boris Pistorius:: Cha 17 hrs ago #22
He literally started this war becuase some bullshit conspiracy theorists told him to! Initech 19 hrs ago #7
The Evangelical crazies want Jesus to come faster dalton99a 19 hrs ago #9
Could we just ship all the evangelical crazies to Israel where they can do whatever they want to cause the end times. Lonestarblue 18 hrs ago #17
And don't forget their end goal is to PUNISH the "woke" leftists Justice matters. 17 hrs ago #21
And Lindsey "Bomb bomb bomb bombbomb Iran" BumRushDaShow 18 hrs ago #13
Lindsay has gone full on psycho on Fox News. Initech 18 hrs ago #15
McCain ? justsomeguy01 16 hrs ago #26
Oh I know because they were a "pair" BumRushDaShow 16 hrs ago #29
OMG... getting flashbacks. Initech 13 hrs ago #38
As phsyco as Lindsey is he never said that MustLoveBeagles 16 hrs ago #30
True, but Lindsay was on Fox last week saying that money spent to bomb Iran in this run was "well spent". Initech 13 hrs ago #39
How can we get tired of winning when we don't, well, win? twodogsbarking 19 hrs ago #10
🤣 The look of a cornered RAT. I love it when REALITY catches up with ALTERNATIVE FACTS. ffr 19 hrs ago #11
When I find the idiot? LilElf70 18 hrs ago #14
He has a magic mirror.... BattleRow 17 hrs ago #23
... BumRushDaShow 16 hrs ago #31
Brings back memories... BattleRow 15 hrs ago #34
I remember watching "Romper Room" as a wee one BumRushDaShow 15 hrs ago #35
As a card shark might say, Dr. T 17 hrs ago #25
Meanwhile in Japan, RazorbackExpat 18 hrs ago #16
Japan already said no. dalton99a 16 hrs ago #27
Hint: The idiots residing in the Oval Office and the GOP members of Congress are the ones you are looking for Scalded Nun 18 hrs ago #18
... orangecrush 17 hrs ago #19
This should be unbelievable. yardwork 17 hrs ago #20
Because the U.S. shouldn't be there, republianmushroom 17 hrs ago #24
K&R LetMyPeopleVote 16 hrs ago #28
Former allies have given Chump their answer FakeNoose 15 hrs ago #36
Yer a little LATE, Stupid. Warpy 13 hrs ago #40
He makes the mistake of thinking everyone is as dumb and cowardly as he is Attilatheblond 10 hrs ago #41
Exactly, and the reason he rushed in with a half assed plan Warpy 7 hrs ago #45
Iran signalled its intent clearly. Aussie105 9 hrs ago #43
"That's a fine mess you got us into Ollie!" Aussie105 9 hrs ago #42
"We Don't Need It" DallasNE 7 hrs ago #44
That creepy moron is totally clueless. What a waste of oxygen. Dave Bowman 6 hrs ago #46
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