The need to look cool has Patel in a chokehold. An FBI training debacle proves it. [View all]

A Thursday press release from the FBI should make us all deeply aware of how strange a time we live in. According to that announcement, a group of current and former mixed martial arts fighters affiliated with UFC will be conducting a training seminar this weekend for students at the FBI’s academy. While it’s difficult to discern any benefit to future FBI agents, the move does illustrate that FBI Director Kash Patel’s desire to appear cool has him in a chokehold.

Between flying around the country with his younger girlfriend and his extremely official and not at all personal trip to Italy, where he had a locker-room bro moment with the gold-winning U.S. men’s Olympic ice hockey team, Patel is living out a specific version of a Gen X male fantasy from atop the nation’s top law enforcement agency. Getting to show off his close relationship with UFC fighters just adds one more layer to the towering construct of manliness he’s building for himself on the back of the bureau’s reputation.

In his statement about the alliance, Patel praised UFC CEO Dana White — who is a friend of President Donald Trump — saying that White “has changed the game in the mixed martial arts industry and we’re extremely honored to be partnered with him, the professionals, and the UFC.”

According to the release, the UFC’s MMA athletes will “provide insight into how they train for competition, as well as demonstrate specific techniques and tactics, offering a unique perspective to the students as they prepare to enter the field office.” The statement did not specify which situations these future agents could encounter that would make MMA techniques especially helpful.

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Seriously, KashYAP? Almost (not quite) makes you wish for the days of J. Edgar. He was an asshole, but not incompetent!