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14. "I have never killed any one...

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 02:56 PM

Thursday

...but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction."
-- Clarence Darrow (often erroneously attributed to Mark Twain)

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Or the children's song, "There was an old lady who swallowed a fly" Wednesdays Thursday #3

I can only hope that the resolution to this is... mwooldri Thursday #12

"I have never killed any one... Wednesdays Thursday #14

crimes all the way down Be Leave On Thursday #10

Reminder to DU'ers. Eschew Obfuscation! usonian Thursday #4

Makes me think of George Carlins' sketch of how words change. mwmisses4289 Thursday #5

"Maybe if they stuck with 'Shell Shock' BidenRocks Thursday #8

It's a Merry-Go-Round! Nasruddin Thursday #6

Or maybe they're just general fuck-ups. Tommy Carcetti Thursday #9

BOHICA for the rest of us I guess n/t NotASurfer Thursday #11