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23. Shoelace on his Florshiems got stuck in the moving steps of his escalator

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 10:40 AM

22 hrs ago

Pulled him in and ground him into raw hamburger

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Yesterday OP

No but skin cancer is a good start Coldwater Yesterday #1

Nyet. Damn i! 58Sunliner Yesterday #2

3 excellent options... sadly God chose none of them LymphocyteLover Yesterday #3

A major market correction is inevitable soon Ponietz Yesterday #4

Today would be good. niyad Yesterday #7

No but Reggie Jackson isn't either underpants Yesterday #5

She wasn't first. I was watching this while suffering from shingles. twodogsbarking Yesterday #10

That's seriously lazy. underpants 23 hrs ago #16

They all look the same to Habba Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Yesterday #11

Wow 😳 MustLoveBeagles 21 hrs ago #25

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Yesterday #6

I have a dream surfered Yesterday #13

Yes!!! SheltieLover 23 hrs ago #19

Cripes, soon!!! SheltieLover 23 hrs ago #18

Yes, please!!! Otherwise none of us may survive. niyad 20 hrs ago #28

;-{)..... Goonch Yesterday #8

Aw MustLoveBeagles 21 hrs ago #26

Klaatu and Gort come back to Washington? Harker Yesterday #12

I wish MustLoveBeagles 21 hrs ago #27

I'd love to cue the theramin. Harker 20 hrs ago #29

Sadly, no. But he did get a bad diagnosis... surfered Yesterday #14

Did you see JustAnotherGen Yesterday #15

No but malaise 23 hrs ago #17

No, but for gawd's sakes, it has to be soon, doesn't it? SheltieLover 23 hrs ago #20

Before he destroys the world! surfered 22 hrs ago #21

Exactly what I was thinking! SheltieLover 22 hrs ago #22

That's an image that will buoy my spirits through the whole day! Orrex 21 hrs ago #24

It is hard to tell if trump is dead or not LetMyPeopleVote 20 hrs ago #30

No cheering out my windows yet...... electric_blue68 19 hrs ago #31