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gfarber

(244 posts)
19. Wrong First Lady
Fri Feb 27, 2026, 12:18 PM
15 hrs ago


There once were some members in town
Who sent a subpoena around;
They aimed it at Trump,
But, oh what a bump—
Wrong First Lady’s name they had found.

They’d meant to call Melania near,
Whose circles raised many a sneer;
With Jeffrey Epstein’s flight logs,
And shadowy fogs—
Instead they got Clinton to hear.

Up rose Hillary Clinton calm and prim,
Addressing the dais stern and trim:
“I honor oversight,
When it’s fearless and right—
Not partisan theater on whim.”

“You claim that I know of the pair—
Of Epstein and Maxwell’s affair;
Let me be clear:
I’ve nothing to share,
No plane rides, no island, no lair.”

She spoke of the victims’ despair,
Of predators prowling unfair;
A “slap on the wrist”
In 2008 missed
The justice survivors should share.

“You summoned officials galore,
Eight justice chiefs—maybe more;
But few did appear,
No hearings sincere,
Transparency locked behind door.”

When Les Wexner sat for his say,
No Republicans showed up that day;
The files gather dust,
While shielding the “just,”
And truth seems conveniently gray.

She told of her travels afar,
Where trafficking’s wounds leave a scar;
In Asia she’d seen
Girls barely thirteen,
In brothels beneath a dim star.

In Europe, a mother’s lost child,
By networks deceptive and wild;
While leaders looked cold,
And justice was sold,
And cruelty quietly smiled.

Back home she had labored to see
New laws for the trafficked set free;
Her husband signed law—
A landmark she saw—
The Trafficking Victims Protection Act decree.

As Secretary, pressing each land,
With programs in nations so grand;
Reports every year
Made sanctions quite clear,
Demanding a firm, steady hand.

She’d even insisted the U.S.
Be judged by its own stern address;
“No haven,” she’d say,
“For slavery’s sway—
Hold higher our own righteousness.”

But under Trump Administration’s view,
The trafficking office withdrew;
Staff cut to the bone,
Priorities blown—
A chilling communiqué flew.

“A serious panel,” she pressed,
“Would put every stone to the test;
Release every file,
Protect victims the while—
Let sunlight do what is best.”

“It wouldn’t chase me for a show,
While shielding the names that you know;
If truth you demand,
Then oath must command
The president’s answers below.”

“So what’s being held from the light?
Whose secrets are guarded so tight?
Be worthy,” she pled,
“Let justice be led—
Choose statesmanship over the fight.”

© 2026 Glen Farber. All Rights Reserved.

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The obvious answer is that she and so many are beholden to Putin by kompromat or cash JT45242 17 hrs ago #1
Should the Democrats win the House and gain seats in the Senate, it's game on. ProudMNDemocrat 17 hrs ago #2
There is the Putin connection Bluetus 14 hrs ago #28
Melania's father was a high ranking Soviet party official for his district haele 13 hrs ago #29
It is important to keep the major time-line in mind Bluetus 6 hrs ago #34
And in 1991, the Soviet Union collapsed and Putin had haele 6 hrs ago #35
Right. All the stories come back to Putin's rise to power. Bluetus 5 hrs ago #36
True. Every time I see that wh*** on tv, I picture her with fangs - hissing: "I vont to dreenk your VLAD!" peppertree 10 hrs ago #30
. dalton99a 17 hrs ago #3
barf mdbl 16 hrs ago #5
Oh,come on. You know all those pics were photoshopped mwmisses4289 15 hrs ago #20
Why is Maxwell dressed like that: is she a belly dancer?--and what the hell is she looking at? C Moon 2 hrs ago #38
Since the times of Rush Limbaugh Johonny 17 hrs ago #4
Exactly! Seinan Sensei 16 hrs ago #10
You ask the title question... GiqueCee 16 hrs ago #6
K&R UTUSN 16 hrs ago #7
This should be brought up on every news show constantly. Rafi 16 hrs ago #8
Yeppers 👍 TommieMommy 16 hrs ago #9
GOP wants/needs sideshows and has no intention to find facts Attilatheblond 16 hrs ago #11
Melons was Epstein's GF before she started fking T💩p. OMGWTF 16 hrs ago #12
Zero Evidence of This. There Are Photos of Melania & Donald With.. ColoringFool 15 hrs ago #18
My mom, bless her, always insisted that M is Putins daughter, mwmisses4289 15 hrs ago #25
The GOP is no longer a normal political party, it is a Criminal Enterprise. The Trump Administration is a Fascist Regime Joinfortmill 16 hrs ago #13
Simple reason really Hieronymus Phact 15 hrs ago #14
Whenever the republicans are in trouble, they always look to the Clinton's for a distraction Mr. Sparkle 15 hrs ago #15
The thing of it, Melanoma can't even use the excuse that she's a sitting president to avoid 3Hotdogs 15 hrs ago #16
The TRUTH will come out. ProudMNDemocrat 15 hrs ago #17
Wrong First Lady gfarber 15 hrs ago #19
bought and sold oldinmtdem92 15 hrs ago #21
The reason why it's not melanoma is Layzeebeaver 15 hrs ago #22
HRC testimony on 26 Feb 2026 irisblue 15 hrs ago #23
Damn good question Comer, why not Mrs. trump to testify ? republianmushroom 15 hrs ago #24
She would keep invoking the 5th. Dave Bowman 14 hrs ago #26
Obvious question, why Hillary and not Melania testifying about Epstein? PufPuf23 14 hrs ago #27
We Know Why.. But REALLY! Cha 9 hrs ago #31
Because Melania is not married to Bill Clinton. JohnnyRingo 9 hrs ago #32
Turnabout is fair play WA-03 Democrat 7 hrs ago #33
My thoughts, EXACTLY, ProudMNDemocrat. After all IT met her THROUGH Epstein & there's credible talk that she The_REAL_Ecumenist 2 hrs ago #37
YEAH, they should question DONALD TRUMP--- Jack Valentino 2 hrs ago #39
Because HC is not Republican. OAITW r.2.0 1 hr ago #40
Because they do not want to interview, let alone prosecute the guilty so they take out the old Democratic whipping girl artemisia1 1 hr ago #41
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