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Attilatheblond

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32. Why investigate 'Widespread twerking'? Pick one or more:

Thu Feb 12, 2026, 03:54 PM

Feb 2026

A) Rep. Andy Ogles (R-Tenn.) is REALLY afraid he will lose in Nov. and is desperate to look like a fierce defender of white patriarchal morality while ignoring you-know-what.

B) GOP more concerned about impact of happy US citizens on an island dancing and enjoying life than Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction on young children and dirty older white guys than they are about you-know-what.

C) El Guapo de los Pedófilas* is giving donuts for the most novel distractions from you-know-what

*I apologize for probably getting that wrong, but my Spanish is very limited & some words didn't get taught in high school.

Anyhoo, today's chant is:

"EPESTEIN FILES EPESTEIN FILES
Fire Bondi and get some indictments of abusers in the EPESTEIN FILES!"

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Pic Of The Moment: Party Currently Engaged In Epstein Cover-Up Seeks Inquiry Into "Widespread Twerking" At Super Bowl [View all] EarlG Feb 2026 OP

"... widespread twerking, grinding, pelvic thrusts and other sexually suggestive conduct" said ogles. OGLES unblock Feb 2026 #1

The threshold of peak irony was passed some time ago. Hugin Feb 2026 #3

Well, it is the pelvic thrust Bettie Feb 2026 #19

NO DANCING!!! Volaris Feb 2026 #59

Perfect example of the insanely ridiculous Republican Party and it's Whyisthisstillclose Feb 2026 #2

LOL LetMyPeopleVote Feb 2026 #4

It is if you are brown. Ray Bruns Feb 2026 #15

Kick dalton99a Feb 2026 #5

How many strings of pearls do those two own, since they're constantly clutching them? sinkingfeeling Feb 2026 #6

The real question is whether or not they clutch each other's pearls on the DL... (n/t) Moostache Feb 2026 #24

I was thinking the exact same thing, but I was not so sure they are clutching with their hands IYKWIM! state of stupid Feb 13 #78

They've become unstrung by these high strung hypocrites. BattleRow Feb 2026 #45

Do Rethugs draw straws to see who is going to be talking about the most asinine thing of the day to help NoMoreRepugs Feb 2026 #7

Mass email talking points MerryBlooms Feb 2026 #55

I bet they've been "studying" it for some time leftstreet Feb 2026 #8

Ogles is ostensibly my representative. evolves Feb 2026 #9

Five pages? Proof he doesn't want to hear from you. CrispyQ Feb 13 #77

Nailed it malaise Feb 2026 #10

Let them watch some tv commercials... MiHale Feb 2026 #11

I guess Just Jerome Feb 2026 #12

But it's the pelvic thrust, that really drives (them) insane flvegan Feb 2026 #13

I see what you did there! usedtobedemgurl Feb 2026 #18

IKR mercuryblues Feb 2026 #72

The worst government is the most moral. Ping Tung Feb 2026 #14

Hadn't heard that one from Mencken. Perfect. His stuff really is timeless. Thanks. FadedMullet Feb 2026 #49

They have to try and maintain their faux family oriented Christian purity schtick. Even the Pope doesn't buy it. ChicagoTeamster Feb 2026 #16

That's the same line of crap they accused Elvis Presley of. Conjuay Feb 2026 #17

Trump isn't just merely *IN* the Epstein files. Initech Feb 2026 #20

I actually called Alford's office orangecrush Feb 2026 #21

I always love the picture choices EarlG! hibbing Feb 2026 #22

It's called dancing, you hypocritical pearl-clutchers. eShirl Feb 2026 #23

Is it really any more indecent than a certain Orange Blob's Dancing? GopherGal Feb 2026 #67

This message was self-deleted by its author 3825-87867 Feb 2026 #25

OMG! Shades of the "Elvis the Pelvis" panic! /snark slightlv Feb 2026 #26

And what do they call what scantily-clad dancers have done in oversized martini glasses... greatauntoftriplets Feb 2026 #27

as Elvis Presly turns in his grave... DBoon Feb 2026 #28

My thought exactly. soldierant Feb 2026 #69

I know, right? peacebuzzard Feb 2026 #71

So that is what twerking is? I never could get an explanation that made any sense to me. Still not sure. Was Elvis efhmc Feb 2026 #29

Twerking involves a dancer bending over at the waist Dr. T Feb 2026 #48

Kinda just booty bouncing MerryBlooms Feb 2026 #56

So the guy that will grift off of his stillborn baby's death is offended by the choreography... Ol Janx Spirit Feb 2026 #30

But they're ok with their president who has said on tape he likes to grab women by their pussies? kimbutgar Feb 2026 #31

Why investigate 'Widespread twerking'? Pick one or more: Attilatheblond Feb 2026 #32

You forgot D) LOOK, SQUIRREL!!!! durablend Feb 2026 #44

Omitted on purpose. My dog sometimes reads over my shoulder as I type Attilatheblond Feb 2026 #60

They thrive on manufactured outrage. maxsolomon Feb 2026 #33

So they've moved on from the supposed lyrics? underpants Feb 2026 #34

"I'm glad someone's thinking of the children." Kid Berwyn Feb 2026 #35

Their thoughts have never strayed from the children. durablend Feb 2026 #46

Anyone remember the Janet Jackson halftime show? SouthBayDem Feb 2026 #36

I think Andy Ogles might be participating in international sex crimes and child trafficking instead of arresting them. Multichromatic Feb 2026 #65

Oh, the screaming hypocrisy Gum Logger Feb 2026 #37

But Miley Cyrus twerking her dad was wholesome, good ol' American family values okay. Rabrrrrrr Feb 2026 #38

Okay, I was nonchalantly saying, yeah yeah yeah. Ilsa Feb 2026 #39

They'd have gone nuts if they were around Zorro Feb 2026 #40

Some still are around. Maj. Dude Feb 2026 #43

This message was self-deleted by its author 3825-87867 Feb 2026 #52

Some of US who are still around 3825-87867 Feb 2026 #54

They're outraged, but couldn't take their eyes off the screen. Talitha Feb 2026 #41

The GrOPers prefer, Maj. Dude Feb 2026 #42

TWERKING?!!? GiqueCee Feb 2026 #47

I swear, Republicans are enemies of America, period. CaptainTruth Feb 2026 #50

Is "No Twerking" part of "Don't Say Gay" legislation in Red States? DJ Synikus Makisimus Feb 2026 #51

r&k I ❤️ you Earl MerryBlooms Feb 2026 #53

Oh, don't ya know... It's Okay for Traitor & Cha Feb 2026 #57

Two old men Figarosmom Feb 2026 #58

Grand Old Pedohiles party is doing what they always have. Protecting pedophiles and expressing faux outrage. nt Evolve Dammit Feb 2026 #61

Well.. stillspkg Feb 2026 #62

Kick red dog 1 Feb 2026 #63

I'm 73 and I've never twerked. JohnnyRingo Feb 2026 #64

Shake Shake Shake... 3825-87867 Feb 2026 #66

But the disgusting "Tight Ends" commercial EndlessMaze Feb 2026 #68

I think that was aimed at 13 year old boys. milestogo Feb 13 #80

These guys don't get out much do they? peacebuzzard Feb 2026 #70

Twerking is such a security threat! mdbl Feb 13 #73

Xenophobia sindri Feb 13 #74

Those dastardly hypocrites are a black hole with no end Clouds Passing Feb 13 #75

Why don't republicans enjoy the Bad Bunny show? Norrrm Feb 13 #76

Hey, Andy! Here's your wholesome, moral, Christian Pedo Kid Rock promoting sex with 14 y/o girls. Norrrm Feb 13 #79