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highplainsdem

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3. Waiting to hear which department or agency they'll assign for research on transmuting lead into gold.
Tue Feb 10, 2026, 12:20 PM
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I'm sure Trump will want that, if he ever hears of the philosopher's stone. Especially since it's also supposed to create an elixir for rejuvenation and immortality.

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It has literally ZERO cancer killing properties, you stupid morons! Initech Tuesday #1
"... did engage in sort of a better preclinical study of its properties and its ability to kill cancer cells ..." generalbetrayus Tuesday #2
Waiting to hear which department or agency they'll assign for research on transmuting lead into gold. highplainsdem Tuesday #3
I'm sure the rights to the final product will belong to trump and family. erronis Tuesday #5
You may be on to something here. Disaffected Tuesday #6
Is this the horse paste shit? gab13by13 Tuesday #4
You mix it with bleach leftstreet Tuesday #16
I heard that bleach does the same thing. Ilsa Tuesday #7
Hey! Only if you shove Bettie Tuesday #10
And make sure the UV light is on AC power. Some unshielded wires could give the magats the thrill of their lives. erronis Tuesday #11
Good grief. Disaffected Tuesday #8
*facepalm* sakabatou Tuesday #9
A Few Months? ProfessorGAC Tuesday #12
I think that's like trump's "a couple of weeks" erronis Tuesday #14
No way to know whether the announcement is just red meat for the base or a sincere announcement highplainsdem Tuesday #15
Certainly Can't Argue About That! ProfessorGAC Tuesday #21
Apparently "the stupid" is contagious. milestogo Tuesday #13
Meanwhile Mz Pip Tuesday #17
Not a bad idea. And it really doesn't need to involve ivermectin except as a few meaningless citations. erronis Tuesday #18
This exact thing killed my next door neighbor Johnny2X2X Tuesday #19
JHFC orangecrush Tuesday #20
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