Hey everyone, I just won the Ned Low prize... [View all]

For doing things better than anyone else in the world. It is an award that I just thought up and came to the conclusion that there was nobody better in this world to award it to than me. Didn't Rand Paul do something similar with his eye doctor diploma? Anyway, I am honored by this recognition and expect everyone else to acknowledge the superiority I hold over everyone in my own thoughts. I'll be fashioning the medal that goes with it shortly.