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usonian

(22,814 posts)

8. He's smart! A regular smart-ass!!!

Reply to dalton99a (Original post)

Wed Dec 3, 2025, 01:21 AM

4 hrs ago

Smart-ass, you say?

Yes, his ass is so smart that he can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is.

1. From "The world's worst jokes"

2. What happens to the ice cream cone? Use your imagination.

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Leavitt: "The President has a special ability to see through his eyelids" [View all] dalton99a 6 hrs ago OP

Is this for real? MarineCombatEngineer 6 hrs ago #1

No. dalton99a 5 hrs ago #3

Ok, but she's still dumber than a bag of rocks. MarineCombatEngineer 5 hrs ago #4

Agreed jfz9580m 4 hrs ago #11

And shithole warns off hurricanes too....................... Lovie777 5 hrs ago #2

Rubio looks pissed and disgusted. Ilsa 5 hrs ago #5

Remember when microwave ovens were found spying on their owners?? sprinkleeninow 5 hrs ago #6

Lol! The SIDE EYE liddle marco is giving in that photo! Maru Kitteh 5 hrs ago #7

He's smart! A regular smart-ass!!! usonian 4 hrs ago #8

Sort of like this? LearnedHand 4 hrs ago #9

Spoken like a true believer...One with koolaide stains on her dress. Ford_Prefect 4 hrs ago #10

How fucking stupid do you have to be LilElf70 3 hrs ago #12

The attention whore knows that he's getting attention even by sleeping. It's purely performative. live love laugh 3 hrs ago #13