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Norrrm

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7. I heartily recommend investing your children's money in Trump stock and crypto.

Reply to Coventina (Original post)

Tue Dec 2, 2025, 06:58 PM

13 hrs ago

A brilliant businessman (as he and his Trumpsters claim).
Your money will be sacred and safe and returns assured.

T-R-U-U-U-U-U-S-T me!

What's that? You ask if I have a financial interest in the deals?....... Look. Squirrel.

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Would you open a Trump Account for your kid? [View all] Coventina 13 hrs ago OP

They jave 529 accounts already Johonny 13 hrs ago #1

only if they were born with "666" on their foreheads. ret5hd 13 hrs ago #2

Easier to write him a check lame54 13 hrs ago #3

Does anyone have a link without a paywall? Thanks. Diamond_Dog 13 hrs ago #4

Hell no! Emile 13 hrs ago #5

I would expect there to be a trap door that empties the account into trumps pocket. Turbineguy 13 hrs ago #6

I heartily recommend investing your children's money in Trump stock and crypto. Norrrm 13 hrs ago #7

No, I would not. sinkingfeeling 13 hrs ago #8

This will drive investment companies batty. Totally Tunsie 13 hrs ago #9

as they steadily rake in fees rampartd 13 hrs ago #10