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allegorical oracle

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12. His arteries were reported as "shimmering" and his resting heart rate was so
Tue Dec 2, 2025, 03:11 PM
Yesterday

steady the EKG machine asked if he was "meditating" or merely "enlightened."

Some clever folks work in his office.

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Gov. Newsom's Physician Releases Memo [View all] MorbidButterflyTat Yesterday OP
WONDERFUL! lamp_shade Yesterday #1
LOL malaise Yesterday #2
Perhaps the bone density scan dickthegrouch Yesterday #3
I don't know what that means... MorbidButterflyTat Yesterday #6
corpus cavernosum Celerity Yesterday #9
OMG MorbidButterflyTat Yesterday #10
They talked about wood and early morning achievements dickthegrouch Yesterday #11
Thanks for sharing! MorbidButterflyTat Yesterday #18
Well, it is either I need to prop my chin on a curb to get it out of the gutter or wildly productive before state of stupid Yesterday #39
I see what you did there dickthegrouch 22 hrs ago #46
Can we please refrain from pornography Bluestocking Yesterday #15
You're right we might "attract" the IRS dickthegrouch Yesterday #25
Well here's how weird I am: calimary Yesterday #30
A nice way of saying Donvict can't get it up malaise Yesterday #32
So funny Alice Kramden Yesterday #4
I'd prefer that it's clear who is writing these. LuckyLib Yesterday #34
He's said he has input. BannonsLiver Yesterday #42
I am a fan. I just wasn't sure if he writes these. LuckyLib 20 hrs ago #48
His staff probably submits multiple ideas for his approval Alice Kramden Yesterday #44
Well Dozing Don can't be writing all his Historic NY 13 hrs ago #55
😂 boston bean Yesterday #5
Cripple them with Comedy thought crime Yesterday #7
Brilliant and hilarious! ananda Yesterday #8
His arteries were reported as "shimmering" and his resting heart rate was so allegorical oracle Yesterday #12
Did you notice that the signature reads "Dr. This Is A Joke" ? FadedMullet Yesterday #13
Wow! MorbidButterflyTat Yesterday #20
I liked the "leaning Tower of Pisa" the best! llmart Yesterday #14
That was my favorite part, too! MorbidButterflyTat Yesterday #19
Haha markodochartaigh Yesterday #28
Beat me to it ! nt eppur_se_muova Yesterday #38
Love it! liberalla Yesterday #16
Trolling Trump. MarineCombatEngineer Yesterday #17
clever rpannier Yesterday #21
I've always thought.. Doc_Technical Yesterday #22
Oh Boy. Somebody is going to be very, very, bigly beautiful jealous. chouchou Yesterday #23
Ha, ha, ha! Brilliant! PatSeg Yesterday #24
I had Newsom as my early pick, but this led to some digging about his personal life Pompoy Yesterday #26
Not sure what you mean about Newsom's wife, but how Positively Horrible. Zackzzzz Yesterday #31
Drug issue? Gotta say this is the first I've heard of that. Link? nt LAS14 Yesterday #35
He still does obamanut2012 10 hrs ago #59
Link? nt LAS14 8 hrs ago #60
Google is your friend obamanut2012 8 hrs ago #61
I think it's referring to Piggy MorbidButterflyTat 6 hrs ago #62
So you don't think his wife should be First Lady because she was an SA victim? BannonsLiver Yesterday #43
Lol, you got me. Pompoy 19 hrs ago #49
Apparently so. BannonsLiver 17 hrs ago #50
Post removed Post removed 16 hrs ago #51
Maybe we should run a Rapist like Trump . Why are you freaking out over Republican attacks JI7 14 hrs ago #54
You think people will hold it against Newsom because his wife was assaulted by Weinstein? BannonsLiver 11 hrs ago #56
Not sure what leads you to assert that point Torchlight 10 hrs ago #58
Really, After Rapist Trump we have to be afraid of consensual affairs with adults ? JI7 14 hrs ago #53
So, his wife being raped means he can't be President?! obamanut2012 11 hrs ago #57
This message was self-deleted by its author markodochartaigh Yesterday #27
twitter mm Tetrachloride Yesterday #29
Whoever on Newsom's staff that is responsible for this is also responsible... LAS14 Yesterday #33
I agree! MorbidButterflyTat Yesterday #36
Kick for the evening crowd malaise Yesterday #37
Re: Trump's "normal" MRI TexasBushwhacker Yesterday #40
STOP IT NOW!!!!! Just Jerome Yesterday #41
K&R red dog 1 Yesterday #45
Omg! Rofl Joinfortmill 22 hrs ago #47
Too bad it's on xitter that only xitter users can see. 2naSalit 14 hrs ago #52
Sorry, I tried to post just the content but I'm not very tech savvy. MorbidButterflyTat 6 hrs ago #63
Thanks... 2naSalit 5 hrs ago #64
Great! MorbidButterflyTat 5 hrs ago #65
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