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RVN VET71

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8. It's always crowded, but that's a good thing, isn't it?
Tue Dec 2, 2025, 07:47 AM
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Went there on a Sunday thinking they opened at 9:00. They opened at 10, but I got a great parking spot and waited until 10:00. (Reading to bide the time)(Murakami's IQ84, since you asked, a massive but absorbing and delightful book)

,Anyway, where was I? Oh, yeah, at 10:00 I got out of my car and found myself at the end of an already long line of customers, walking towards the building in a kind of shuffle-foot zombie herd march. I was amazed at how quickly the line filled and extended. Because people love COSTCO. Because people depend on COSTCO. Because COSTCO is one of the few corporations in this shambles of a Country that gives a damn about quality, about its customers, and about its employees.

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Costco balls [View all] DoBW Tuesday OP
I will definitely buy my Christmas balls tavernier Tuesday #1
balls galore DoBW Tuesday #16
Shweaty Ballls. I had shingles at Christmas five years ago, in the crotch. Shingle Balls. Ho, ho, ho. twodogsbarking Tuesday #22
Hooray! GreenWave Tuesday #2
You don't screw with the worlds cheapest high quality Coldwater Tuesday #3
seriously DoBW Tuesday #17
I bet Aviation Pro Tuesday #4
They know what each member bought, so it should be pretty doable. SunSeeker 22 hrs ago #52
I don't belong to Costco Mossfern Tuesday #5
In my experience, the quietest time at Costco is the hour or two before it closes. chia Tuesday #10
Pay extra money and get the EXEC membership. Then use the card when you buy gas, anywhere. 3Hotdogs Tuesday #11
Also, with the Exec membership, bamagal62 Tuesday #12
That was my point but I didn't 'splain it clearly. 3Hotdogs Tuesday #15
👍🏻 bamagal62 Tuesday #42
Yeah, I typically get hundreds of dollars back, Ilsa Yesterday #49
You can get delivery..... FarPoint Tuesday #18
Yep. The savings on gas alone are worth the membership. Wednesdays Tuesday #35
It's a bit of a drive for me to get to the closest COSTCO Attilatheblond Tuesday #23
I have similar issues and that's why I never go to the movies. But last time I did go Maraya1969 Tuesday #30
Shop online and have it delivered! That's what I do in rural Montana :-) Maru Kitteh Tuesday #39
Maybe shop there online and have it delivered? summer_in_TX Yesterday #48
Awesome! LymphocyteLover Tuesday #6
Go Costco! Intractable Tuesday #7
It's always crowded, but that's a good thing, isn't it? RVN VET71 Tuesday #8
As Yogi Berra once famously said, gab13by13 Tuesday #13
YOGI will be remembered long after baseball has been forgotten RVN VET71 Tuesday #46
We have two Walmarts, Sam's Club and no Costco. Someone got some money for no Costco, possibly. twodogsbarking Tuesday #9
Same here. Three Costco stores are all 55 minute's away biophile Tuesday #20
Exact same situation for me, biophile. Diamond_Dog Tuesday #27
We have two Costcos within ten minutes of each other, a Walmart and no Sam's Club ificandream Tuesday #37
I thought Krasnov was going to give everyone gab13by13 Tuesday #14
With my tongue firmly in cheek: Trump may be slow with getting those checks out because he's siging by hand. Attilatheblond Tuesday #24
Well, under the old free trade agreements Farmer-Rick Tuesday #19
I totally hate the metaphor. SidneyR Tuesday #21
"Costco has BIGGER balls than my alma mater" Goonch Tuesday #29
so what if the balls are bigger? Skittles Tuesday #34
I don't like that trope, either. ShazzieB 23 hrs ago #51
46 responses and 234 recs BannonsLiver Yesterday #47
enlightenment markie 18 hrs ago #53
Other companies will join Costco n/t aggiesal Tuesday #25
Liking COSTCO more and more uponit7771 Tuesday #26
;-{) Goonch Tuesday #28
Costco rocks gademocrat7 Tuesday #31
There are a lot of small restaurants that buy popsdenver Tuesday #32
balls are THE most delicate body part Skittles Tuesday #33
That's Because Deep State Witch Tuesday #36
You scared me. Susan Calvin Tuesday #38
I was planning a trip to Costco anyway get the red out Tuesday #40
Just renewed my fucking membership Blue Owl Tuesday #41
I quit shopping at Costco. I got sick and tired of people running Raine Tuesday #43
Just have to shop late in day Tree Lady Tuesday #45
And the maggots have been going nuts over it, threatening not to shop there--- Jack Valentino Tuesday #44
We should throw a ball! Ilsa Yesterday #50
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