'Disqualified': Unqualified Alina Habba Kicked To The Curb By Appeals Court [View all]

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By Conover Kennard — December 1, 2025

Garbage human being Alina Habba just got kicked in her unqualified teeth again. Metaphorically speaking, of course. We know how touchy MAGA is, so I clarified that. Trump’s former personal lawyer, whom the administration has maneuvered to keep in place as New Jersey's top federal prosecutor, has lost her appeal, which found her disqualified from serving in that role.

Habba wasn't being hired by particularly serious people before she was thrust into the MAGA spotlight, complete with the typical outfits, and fancy getaways. But Trump doesn't hire people according to their qualifications. (See: Former Fox News personality Pete Hegseth, etc)

In August, U.S. District Judge Matthew Brann, a Republican, wrote: 'Faced with the question of whether Ms. Habba is lawfully performing the functions and duties of the office of the United States Attorney for the District of New Jersey, I conclude that she is not." Therefore, any actions she has undertaken, especially in regard to legal cases, “may be declared void.”'

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