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Easterncedar

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17. Snagged by a stubborn umbrella...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Nov 29, 2025, 10:14 AM

Saturday

On the top step of the plane, and somersaults head over heels, bumpety thumpety all the way down. Film to break all records for slo-mo replay online until long past the time his name is forgotten, and it just becomes a happy meme for the end of evil.

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