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Blumancru

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15. Turkey bone lodges behind his Nulva while stuffing his bloated face with Thanksgiving leftovers

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Nov 29, 2025, 09:57 AM

Saturday

Turns blue, but it combines with his orange complexion to make him have a healthy look for the first time in years.
No one notices that he has passed for several hours, until aides suddenly realize that there are no rants or flying ketchup bottles.
Mailorderia and Bad Bunny move in together.

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