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Orrex

(66,493 posts) Sat Nov 29, 2025, 07:14 AM Saturday

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Crushed by stampede of Black Friday pitchfork purchases?

Stabbed 150,000 times in autopen accident?

Taken out by competing drug kingpin?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Saturday OP

Fuck no . And yet my money is on hopefully soon. Duncanpup Saturday #1

Decided to ride out the hurricane at mud lardo and got struck by a twodogsbarking Saturday #2

Repeatedly stabbled with the auto pen? SheltieLover Saturday #3

I'm requesting a pardon for the auto pen. 2MuchNoise Saturday #8

I'll second that! SheltieLover Saturday #9

I've got my money on... Simeon Salus Saturday #4

"Shot himself on 5th Avenue" Simeon Salus Saturday #5

TickTock Joinfortmill Saturday #6

Being a pig, he didn't share it. He ate the entire pie himself. surfered Saturday #7

I nearly scared my kitty! niyad Saturday #11

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Saturday #14

This kitty? surfered Saturday #18

How did you know? niyad Saturday #20

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Saturday #10

Keep dreaming... SheltieLover Saturday #13

Grand Mal during National Press Conference 3825-87867 Saturday #12

Turkey bone lodges behind his Nulva while stuffing his bloated face with Thanksgiving leftovers Blumancru Saturday #15

"1150. DAYS. : 08. HOURS. : 31. MINUTES. : 51. SECONDS of this shit? Are you kidding me?" hlthe2b Saturday #16

Snagged by a stubborn umbrella... Easterncedar Saturday #17

He's looking so bad now, that the vultures aren't even bothering to wait... LetMyPeopleVote Saturday #19

Tripped and drowned in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool? Lars39 Saturday #21