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ProfessorGAC

(75,477 posts)
17. In The Worst Way
Fri Nov 28, 2025, 08:57 AM
Friday

People talk about forecaddies moving his ball, him moving others' to a disadvantageous spot, taking the ball out of bumkers...
But, it's worse. He shaves strokes!
Second shot in the water. Takes drop. Hits ball onto green. 15' from the hole, he picks up, calling it good.
Calls that a 4 when it's a 6.
Do that 6 times a round and an 87 becomes a 75.
Of course, he puts the 87 in the handicap computer so he's got 14 handicap. He's net is 61. Club players are not going to shoot net 61.
I just remember the quote of an unnamed touring pro that played with him when told Trump said he shot 73.
"Yes, he shot a 73 but I can't say whether that was after 12 or 13 holes."

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Off the rails doesn't even describe it. democrank Friday #1
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Trump was furious last time in WH, because he was stopped from doing dangerous stuff. Irish_Dem Friday #5
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100% correct malaise Friday #11
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I've been meaning to tell the DU community: PCIntern Friday #12
Holy shit why doesn't he just fucking die already? Orrex Friday #13
It surprises me that none of his golfing compadres ever beat him with a rurallib Friday #20
In addition to being a dented idiot, It's no secret he cheats surfered Friday #14
In The Worst Way ProfessorGAC Friday #17
Winter rules! Kingofalldems Friday #19
Golfers always pride themselves on the civility and honor of the game. travelingthrulife Friday #22
I'm Not Sure "Adore" Is Right ProfessorGAC Friday #24
Trump kicks the ball so much, he is nicknamed Pele. Norrrm Friday #16
NEXT: Trump tells soccer moms he defeated Pele and won 'soccer world championship' dalton99a Friday #18
He has no class, no grace, no charm Johonny Friday #21
Trump cheats. At everything. LetMyPeopleVote Friday #23
He wins at "championships" where he owns the club, and even then he cheats. Ocelot II Friday #26
He is such a bad bullshitter johnnyfins Friday #27
Just fuck that fatass piece of shit criminal rapist pedophile Blue Owl Friday #28
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