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H2O Man

(78,367 posts)
14. No.
Thu Nov 27, 2025, 01:40 PM
Thursday

It is against the law in my house -- and on my property -- to commit the sin of cooking/baking green or yellow string beans. To obtain true cosmic consciousness, these gifts from the earth should exclusively be consumed raw.

Now, others have mentioned mushrooms. I have a couple dried ones, for consumption on holidays. But not cooked with string beans.

(PS: still others have mentioned cooking the string beans with the decaying flesh of dead swines. Is nothing sacred? The temple of you body should never ingest such filth.)

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Happy to be able to say I have never had that weird abomination. Waste of good green beans near as I can figure Attilatheblond Thursday #1
Pretty Polarizing ProfessorGAC Thursday #3
Sounds better than the 'original' recipe for sure Attilatheblond Thursday #7
It may ForgedCrank Thursday #20
This foul picture notwithstanding ok_cpu Thursday #4
I love it. usedtobedemgurl Friday #23
Can't figure out how they are going to bake it in that refrigerator bin. 50 Shades Of Blue Thursday #2
I saw a pic of a turkey brining in the crisper drawer the other day ok_cpu Thursday #5
It is traditional to use fried onions on it genxlib Thursday #8
I know, I'm a pro making these things, lol. 50 Shades Of Blue Thursday #9
Tampa and the Tampa Bay area are bluer than most of the state ms liberty Thursday #6
Green bean casserole was what I was asked to bring today..happy to do it because I like it, too 😋 Deuxcents Thursday #10
My daughter makes it. underpants Thursday #11
I like it, but not with mushroom anything. mucholderthandirt Thursday #12
Green beans simmered with some bacon or pork belly. mmm ... They way my grandma cooked them. nt Hotler Thursday #13
No. H2O Man Thursday #14
Preach. underpants Thursday #15
I have never H2O Man Thursday #16
Your loss. Celerity Thursday #19
The entire purpose of every brussel sprouts recipe is to make them NOT taste like brussel sprouts underpants Friday #22
No. No it is not. Celerity Friday #24
Belief in a cruel God makes a cruel man. Thomas Paine Ping Tung Thursday #17
Hell yes! With extra onions! Floyd R. Turbo Thursday #18
I dont like green bean CASSEROLE .... I like way I make it. Mine is my Uncle Carroll's Recipe !!!!!! Trueblue1968 Thursday #21
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