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27. Oh yes they can

Reply to Reader Rabbit (Original post)

Thu Nov 27, 2025, 01:29 PM

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Here on Cape Cod there are many groups of turkeys that wander all over during the day. When it turns dark they fly up into tall trees where they roost for the night. And if your car is parked under one of those trees you awake to turkey crap all over the car… yes, turkeys do fly!

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