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Jack Valentino

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6. It is ALWAYS better to have an attractive lawyer--- UNLESS----

Reply to edbermac (Original post)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 11:28 PM

Nov 26

you give absolutely no consideration to their legal skills,
and they don't actually have any legal skills....

(and from the included photo, only the woman in the middle
approaches what I would consider to be 'adequate'
based upon the presumed 'criteria')

So Trump looked at their boobs, and then his brain froze
(alleging that he HAS any brain left, which admittedly is a hard pull)

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Trump's Strategy Of Hiring Lawyers Based On Bust Size Not Working As Well As Anticipated [View all] edbermac Nov 26 OP

😂👍 underpants Nov 26 #1

give it time rampartd Nov 26 #2

Robert Palmer PSPS Nov 26 #3

kinda creepy rampartd Nov 26 #5

Bust size, blond hair, looks... B.See Nov 26 #4

It is ALWAYS better to have an attractive lawyer--- UNLESS---- Jack Valentino Nov 26 #6

That does not necessarily mean that the strategy is faulty Fichefinder Thursday #7

It was worth a try Kaleva Thursday #8

In other words, he hired a bunch of boobs? TheBlackAdder Thursday #9

It is hard to do satire in today's world LetMyPeopleVote Thursday #10

Oh bullshit. The Onion certainly manages effortlessly compared to the right-wing jerks at "The Babylon Bee" thebigidea Thursday #11