General Discussion

PATEL: Hey baby, you know that SWAT team I've had guarding you?
GIRLFRIEND: Yes, oh, that's so sweet, I love it.
PATEL: Well, um...you see, what I'm trying to say is...um...
GIRLFRIEND: Go ahead sweetie, what are you trying to tell me?
PATEL: Well, how would you feel if you didn't have it anymore?
GIRLFRIEND: I'd feel like telling you I'm changing the locks after you move out BY FRIDAY.



I keep thinking about how Don Jr.'s girlfriend admitted he was her second choice after ELON MUSK.

I do get the fact that he's the world's richest man. But that FACE...and that VOICE to go with it. That smug effeminate crappy Bond villain thing, Like Mike Myers' Dr Evil. And that FACE. And to take Don Jr as a consolation prize, who's even worse.

So how Patel's girlfriend did the math and decided that face and that personality all balanced out with his money and power makes sense "on paper," but not too far beyond that.