Yr Wonkette has pounded so much digital ink about Marjorie Taylor Greene over the past five years, it seems untoward not to give her a proper farewell! The rep. from Rome, Georgia, announced last Friday that she’s leaving the House on January 5, 2026, a year before the end of her term.

Did she just now realize that loyalty is a one-way street with Trump, and he doesn’t give a shit about child sex abuse victims?

Anyway, how the four years have flown since we first met her. Flown like a plane full of colicky babies and nauseated drunks with the toilets backed up!

MTG burst on the scene from Rome, Georgia, assuming office in 2021 after being elected to represent the 14th House District, northwest of Atlanta. It’s one of the most deep-red places in the state, going for Trump by nearly 70 percent in 2024.

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