General Discussion

His nulva thwarts attempts to reopen the airway, as valuable minutes are lost when they can’t decide whether to call a tracheotomist or a gynecologist.
In a surprising move, Mailorderia quickly moves in with Don jr.
As no moneymaking opportunity can be allowed to slip away untapped, portions of his ashes are sold online to his fans in tiny plastic urns spray painted gold.
Proceeds go to the family’s favorite charity, themselves.