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Orrex

(66,498 posts) Tue Nov 25, 2025, 07:12 AM Nov 25

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Skewered by Slovenian Christmas tree while it was being installed?

Thrown overboard by retired Navy Captain Mark Kelly?

Thrown out an airlock by former astronaut Mike Kelly?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Nov 25 OP

No but sometimes things happen Coldwater Nov 25 #1

Well lookie lookie malaise Nov 25 #32

He's not dead but the news says there is a delay in his health insurance plan being released. twodogsbarking Nov 25 #2

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Nov 25 #3

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Nov 25 #8

One can hope it's soon! SheltieLover Nov 25 #11

Now would be good. niyad Nov 25 #13

Yesterday would've been even better! SheltieLover Nov 25 #15

YES!!! niyad Nov 25 #20

And 79 yrs ago the best option! SheltieLover Nov 25 #22

Soon! SheltieLover Nov 25 #10

Waiting, but not nearly as cheerfully as Louis GopherGal Nov 25 #23

But we will all be singing What A Wonderful World when he croaks! SheltieLover Nov 25 #24

I suspect the glee will be too great to restrain to a single tune... GopherGal Nov 25 #26

Great choices! SheltieLover Nov 25 #27

I don't have a great variety of genres GopherGal Nov 25 #30

One of my favs! SheltieLover Nov 25 #31

Frozen to death by the frosty glare of the Ice Queen, Tanuki Nov 25 #4

Falls face-down in his own gilded toilet throne Wicked Blue Nov 25 #5

Eps skeleton publicly rattling in his closet pushed him to fatal 19th nervous breakdown? SheltieLover Nov 25 #6

Snapped his spine, bending over backwards for Putin. surfered Nov 25 #7

Bizarre golf course incident surfered Nov 25 #9

Shark or electrocution? Easterncedar Nov 25 #18

Empty G crushes his windpipe in a thigh lock Blumancru Nov 25 #12

You nearly owed me a keyboard. niyad Nov 25 #14

nulva? I'll be laughing all day. yonder Nov 25 #19

"I used to have patience..." hlthe2b Nov 25 #16

House of Turds twodogsbarking Nov 25 #17

Scrooge/thank you very very much cbabe Nov 25 #21

Maybe Thanksgiving morning we'll awake to good news Grim Chieftain Nov 25 #25

It's not Christmas yet BWdem4life Nov 25 #28

No but malaise Nov 25 #29