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IcyPeas

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18. I don't care if it rains or freezes

Reply to tblue37 (Original post)

Mon Oct 6, 2025, 11:13 PM

7 hrs ago

I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I've got my plastic Jesus
Sitting on the dashboard of my car
Comes in colors pink and pleasant
Glows in the dark cause it's iridescent
Take it with you ... when you travel far.

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Trump: "I want to be good because you want to prove to God so you go to that next step, right? So that's very important [View all] tblue37 8 hrs ago OP

Just do it dweller 8 hrs ago #1

Is he effing with us? ecstatic 8 hrs ago #2

He want's to go where Epstein is and god ain't there. spanone 8 hrs ago #3

prayer might be perfect for trump rampartd 7 hrs ago #16

He can swear there ain't no heaven... regnaD kciN 4 hrs ago #34

Go to hell, asshole dalton99a 8 hrs ago #4

If Hell exists, he will. Ocelot II 8 hrs ago #6

Does he even believe in God? It seems like he thinks he *is* God. Ocelot II 8 hrs ago #5

I'm from a Catholic family and definitely iemanja 7 hrs ago #17

Good luck with that, Donald. tblue37 8 hrs ago #7

Jesus is laughing so hard he is about to pee his pants! sheshe2 7 hrs ago #19

That was my immediate reaction, too. tblue37 5 hrs ago #27

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 sheshe2 5 hrs ago #29

Tell me without telling me that you know absolutely nothing about the tenets of Christianity. tanyev 8 hrs ago #8

lolololol Solly Mack 8 hrs ago #9

For a man who has embraced leftieNanner 8 hrs ago #10

Somebody must be feel his mortality and the flames licking at his heels dflprincess 8 hrs ago #11

Translation: I had to stop it with the hookers and what not. Maru Kitteh 8 hrs ago #12

Feigning theism is part of his ruse. He even sucks at atheism! RedWhiteBlueIsRacist 8 hrs ago #13

That's not how it works. Xolodno 8 hrs ago #14

Better hurry donald! Hurry! Go QUICK! You don't want to miss the good seats Maru Kitteh 8 hrs ago #15

I don't care if it rains or freezes IcyPeas 7 hrs ago #18

Sorry Donnie. boonecreek 7 hrs ago #20

Taking notice of one's own mortality. It happens. Now what. sprinkleeninow 7 hrs ago #21

hiding that hand krawhitham 6 hrs ago #22

American Tune struggle4progress 6 hrs ago #23

Don't wait one more day to find out. usonian 6 hrs ago #24

Krasnov wanting "to be good for God to take the next step". GoodRaisin 5 hrs ago #25

Well sir you make this life feel like hell for us every day so I'm not too concerned with your eternity. Hope22 5 hrs ago #26

When he is dead he will be in a better place. Rotting Klarkashton 5 hrs ago #28

What the heck does that even mean, donald? calimary 5 hrs ago #30

He's the walking, talking embodiment of the seven deadly sins Emrys 5 hrs ago #31

Newsflash Don Old, you'll end up next to Noem's puppy Hassler 4 hrs ago #32

An interesting story that Jesus told RainCaster 4 hrs ago #33

Who is going to tell him? Baitball Blogger 2 hrs ago #35

I will: Hey orange f-wad you are going straight to hell for eternity. Irish_Dem 19 min ago #40

The three year old's view of theology. First of all, livetohike 1 hr ago #36

Kind of directly opposes the "prosperity gospels" Orrex 59 min ago #37

But Donald, God sees through all your lies. eShirl 54 min ago #38

Sounds like a bad man who has been told he is dying. Irish_Dem 24 min ago #39