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GopherGal

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45. KETCHCON 1!

Reply to electric_blue68 (Reply #34)

Wed Sep 24, 2025, 08:34 PM

Sep 24

I repeat,
KETCHON Level 1 alert has been declared.

Lock up all ketchup [/catsup] bottles. Cover all reserve ketchup supplies in bubble-wrap.
Restock all broken-glass clean-up kits and tomato-stain removal products.
All White House personnel are ordered to don appropriate Personal Protective Equipment.
Deploy protective tarps over valuable items.

Until further notice, an Insider Trading Blackout is in effect, prohibiting persons with knowledge of KETCHCON levels from trading in Ketchup/mustard/relish stocks or futures for other hotdog toppings.

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Kimmel is nailing it - added YouTube link [View all] malaise Sep 23 OP

Absolutely! yellow dahlia Sep 23 #1

about to watch too eShirl Sep 23 #2

Amazing amazing amazing. Thanks for posting. Abolishinist Sep 24 #10

Thanks for that link! Maru Kitteh Sep 24 #11

Just finished his monologue. edbermac Sep 23 #3

I told my husband, jimmy Kimmel is going to be the catalyst to save America. Greybnk48 Sep 23 #4

Agree. This is a pivotal mzmolly Sep 23 #5

I'm hoping ABC - and others - learned a lesson Skittles Sep 24 #23

He was so sincere and almost crying Tree Lady Sep 24 #24

Dear God, I hope you're right! calimary Sep 24 #32

It really is good, even inspiring. He torched Trump, yet made conciliatory comments toward Kirk's family, etc. Silent Type Sep 24 #6

Brilliant malaise Sep 24 #7

👏👏 Deuxcents Sep 24 #8

ABC is owned by Sinclair in my area leftieNanner Sep 24 #9

It's on Youtube live malaise Sep 24 #12

Tomorrow, I'm calling my local ABC affiliate Seinan Sensei Sep 24 #33

Hear hear!!!! UTUSN Sep 24 #13

Damn! DeNiro was hilarious. mnhtnbb Sep 24 #14

That was great newdeal2 Sep 24 #15

I'm enjoying this so much. Mango Mussolini must be raging. highplainsdem Sep 24 #16

Lock up the ketchup bottles! electric_blue68 Sep 24 #34

KETCHCON 1! GopherGal Sep 24 #45

🚨Alert! ALERT!! 🚨 electric_blue68 Sep 24 #46

BOBBY DENIRO! Skittles Sep 24 #17

He was perfect!!!!! hamsterjill Sep 24 #20

Same! As I watched, I kept thinking he never disappoints. Iris Sep 24 #31

I've crushed on him since I was a very young girl Skittles Sep 24 #38

Me, too! He gas been fabulous at every stage of life. Iris Sep 24 #42

He's making this about SO MUCH MORE than himself! I'm SO impressed! Maru Kitteh Sep 24 #18

Yes! This was brilliant! Iris Sep 24 #30

a true patriot Skittles Sep 24 #39

Hell yes orangecrush Sep 24 #19

Bravo, indeed Wednesdays Sep 24 #21

For those who were afraid he would be muzzled, I hope this answers that once and for all. Wiz Imp Sep 24 #22

Jimmy hit it out of the park! It could not have been better. Thanks for posting. MLAA Sep 24 #25

Thanks for posting Pas-de-Calais Sep 24 #26

And the funny thing is, his show tonight was sponsored by D. Spaulding Sep 24 #27

Thanks so much for posting this, malaise!!! Now I can stay up and tune in KitFox Sep 24 #28

This was perfect. Iris Sep 24 #29

TY, malaise! electric_blue68 Sep 24 #35

Thanks malaise ReRe Sep 24 #36

Robert De Niro walks the walk malaise Sep 24 #40

Thank you. Inspiring and hopeful and humorous. kr PufPuf23 Sep 24 #37

Thanks my friend!! tavernier Sep 24 #41

That's di Niro at about 20.00 malaise Sep 24 #44

Great monologue! pattyloutwo Sep 24 #43

kick Celerity Sep 24 #47