Meanwhile, the streets erupted. London turned into one giant protest block party. Banners stretched across neighborhoods, chants rattled Parliament, and on the grounds of Windsor Castle? A $40,000, 4,300-square-foot banner of him and Epstein, funded by people who hate him so much they basically crowdfunded shade as an Olympic sport. It was visible from Air Force One. Imagine descending onto foreign soil and the first thing you see is your face next to Jeffrey Epstein’s, big enough to be spotted from Mars. (Yes, Donny, that big scary banner wasn’t a cloud. It was a nation saying, “Nobody likes you, and you & your friends are perverts.”) That’s not just trolling. That’s intergalactic trolling.