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1. Turtles. You've never seen one buying a box of American Fruit Loops.

Mon Sep 22, 2025, 11:44 PM

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And I’ve never heard of a single turtle being diagnosed with carpel tunnel syndrome.

American Fruit Loops cause carpel tunnel syndrome.

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Lemurs, they don't take Tylenol [View all] usregimechange Monday OP

Turtles. You've never seen one buying a box of American Fruit Loops. Maru Kitteh Monday #1

pretty much nailed it. stopdiggin Tuesday #2

Omg! Thats so true! usregimechange Tuesday #3