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jls4561

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4. Wait! Doesn't the prediction say that Jesus will come and rapture up all the true Christians?

Reply to erronis (Original post)

Mon Sep 22, 2025, 01:56 PM

Sep 22

We will still be stuck with KKKarloline Leave-it and her ilk.

I, for one, will miss William Barber. If Pope Leo disappears, does that settle the debate once and for all about whether God is a Cubs fan? Of course, God could be a Cubs fan, but Jesus might root for the White Sox.

So many theological questions to ponder….

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Who's Ready For The Rapture? Robyn Pennacchia - Wonkette [View all] erronis Sep 22 OP

It would be better all around if they just rapture out the worst of the worst. marble falls Sep 22 #1

I vote for a Reverse Rapture Bernardo de La Paz Sep 22 #6

We have friendly people standing by to help you with your rapture preparations. Norrrm Sep 22 #2

In a different version of this story, one of the helpful people was giving tips. allegorical oracle Sep 22 #20

Well, they could DiverDave Tuesday #24

The world would be much better off if all the ChristoFascists disappeared today. 3catwoman3 Sep 22 #3

Wait! Doesn't the prediction say that Jesus will come and rapture up all the true Christians? jls4561 Sep 22 #4

Yes, true story. These MAGA's would NEVER be in the bluestarone Sep 22 #7

How horrible! Pets won't get raptured! People will be so bored and lonely in heaven Bernardo de La Paz Sep 22 #5

There's a Twilight Zone episode where a man is told his dog can't go to heaven with him and he refuses to go. jls4561 Sep 22 #10

Bookmarking yellow dahlia Sep 22 #8

People roll their eyes at "the rapture," but believe the other goofy bible nonsense JoseBalow Sep 22 #9

Or other goofy "USA" nonsense. erronis Sep 22 #11

Aww, comeon canetoad Sep 22 #18

If thine eye offends thee... JoseBalow Sep 22 #22

What time does it start? And Which time zone? Jerry2144 Sep 22 #12

Dibs on any Tri-5 Chevies if the owner gets raptured! yellowcanine Sep 22 #13

I've been meaning to fleece these people by starting a Dr. T Sep 22 #14

Just read this article and the best part is in the commentd. soldierant Sep 22 #15

I've been known to pray to the gods during those moments of rapture (or rupture). erronis Sep 22 #17

I am! H2O Man Sep 22 #16

My Aunt, who I loved very much in spite of it, was a Jehovah's Witness. She used to leave copies of the Watchtower... NNadir Sep 22 #19

I guess I haven't been paying attention BlueSpot Sep 22 #21

Maybe Krasnov will fly away with them. GoodRaisin Tuesday #23

Yea, except Krasnov will argue that he knows more than God bluestarone Tuesday #25