General Discussion

Although the previous one wasn't too bad.

David Letterman’s Top Ten Interesting Facts About Donald Trump
10. That thing on his head was the gopher from “Caddyshack.”
9. During sex, Donald Trump calls out his own name.
8. Donald Trump looks like the guy on the lifeboat with the women and children.
7. He wants to build a wall? How about building a wall around the thing on his head?
6. Trump walked away from a moderately successful television show for some delusional bull … oh no wait, that’s me.
5. Donald Trump weighs 240 pounds — 250 with cologne.
4. Trump would like all Americans to know that thing on his head is free range.
3. If president, instead of pardoning a turkey on Thanksgiving, he plans to evict the family on Thanksgiving.(tied with) That’s not a hairdo, it’s a wind advisory.
2. Donald Trump has pissed off so many Mexicans that he’s starring in a movie called “No Amigos.”
1. Thanks to Donald Trump, the Republican mascot is also an azz