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Midnight Writer

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6. Will they supply a caddy to carry Trump's guns and handcuffs for him?

Thu Aug 21, 2025, 01:16 PM

Aug 21

I picture a guided "hunting tour" like the ones Mighty Hunter Don, Jr. enjoys. Except on golf carts.

I know Trump can't wear a mask like the rest of his ICE goons because it smears his make-up. Nothing says "Alpha Male" like perfect make-up.

I picture ICE agents piling people on the ground so Trump can get his trophy photo taken standing on top of them.

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Trump to patrol DC streets with police and military - Tonight [View all] spanone Aug 21 OP

It's not real cosplay unless he shoots a few puppies. NT mahatmakanejeeves Aug 21 #1

Will he be armed, the felon? Walleye Aug 21 #3

The convicted pedofelon is now copying Mouammar Gaddafi's stunts Justice matters. Aug 21 #29

He won't even walk one block. I bet he doesn't even come out. Walleye Aug 21 #2

Yes. Tomorrow, he'll say, "My Secret Service people told me that DC is too dangerous." MineralMan Aug 21 #7

🐓 Walleye Aug 21 #9

It's a photo op. He'll probably be golf carted mwmisses4289 Aug 21 #24

And if any bystanders do photos of him looking stupid, they will be beaten and arrested Walleye Aug 21 #25

No ride in the "Squeaky Tank?" I kid. Alice B. Aug 21 #27

What about signs in windows of as many homes as possible karynnj Aug 21 #30

Time for a streakathon C_U_L8R Aug 21 #4

What's he going to do? Drive around in his golf cart yelling "Respect my authority?" jls4561 Aug 21 #5

Authoritay , that's funny Walleye Aug 21 #11

Will they supply a caddy to carry Trump's guns and handcuffs for him? Midnight Writer Aug 21 #6

Yes, they will set up something like that, count on it Walleye Aug 21 #14

We think alike. NT mahatmakanejeeves Aug 21 #19

Is this how he gets his fake military medals? newdeal2 Aug 21 #8

Oooooh - maybe he can help collar some pizza delivery guys. Vinca Aug 21 #10

His caddies will arrange for someone to be sleeping on a grate just as Donald comes waddling up the sidewalk. mahatmakanejeeves Aug 21 #12

cosplay dressup time? RT Atlanta Aug 21 #13

He's gonna look pretty heavy with body armor Walleye Aug 21 #17

seriously... RT Atlanta Aug 21 #20

I think he's too much of a cheapskate to hire a proper tailor Walleye Aug 21 #22

I'm sure they have kacekwl Aug 21 #15

Seriously, if I were an enemy of the US, I would be thinking this is a good time to attack Walleye Aug 21 #18

Distraction from Epstein. gab13by13 Aug 21 #16

I wish somebody who had nothing to lose with haul off and bloody his news for him Walleye Aug 21 #21

On camera MorbidButterflyTat Aug 21 #37

That's the spirit Walleye Aug 21 #41

He just wants dweller Aug 21 #23

A brilliant strategy! Not one criminal will think that the approaching motorcade, led by cruisers with lights flashing, taxi Aug 21 #26

Will he dress up like a cop or a soldier? Ocelot II Aug 21 #28

Oh my god. choie Aug 21 #31

Finally completing the fantasy of what he wanted to do on Jan. 6th, 2021. tanyev Aug 21 #32

Well played Melania underpants Aug 21 #33

What a dick. 2MuchNoise Aug 21 #34

Hopefully they will deport him to cecot or gitmo SheltieLover Aug 21 #35

AMEN spanone Aug 21 #36

How about Mars? MorbidButterflyTat Aug 21 #38

Either of those work for me! Maybe on another defective space x? SheltieLover Aug 21 #39

K&R spanone Aug 21 #42

Wouldn't that be wonderful? SheltieLover Aug 21 #40

Maddow Blog-After boasting about plans to patrol D.C. streets, Trump fails to follow through LetMyPeopleVote Aug 22 #43