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Orrex

(65,938 posts) Mon Aug 11, 2025, 08:43 AM Aug 11

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Drowned in gold commode while posing for toilet paper printed with his likeness?

Fell down a hidden stairwell while relocating the portraits of Obama and Bush?

Run over by moving van as homeless people relocate per his order?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Aug 11 OP

Sadly not yet, but the day is young... SheltieLover Aug 11 #1

I love your optimism, SheltieLover Grim Chieftain Aug 11 #30

Another day closer to the goal... SheltieLover Aug 11 #36

Cerebral hemorrhage induced by apoplexy after missing a short putt surfered Aug 11 #2

Couldn't get the caddy to drop it for him? SheltieLover Aug 11 #14

Yep! surfered Aug 11 #45

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Aug 11 #3

I'm getting tire of waiting surfered Aug 11 #6

The waiting is the hardest part. twodogsbarking Aug 11 #19

It is..... Clouds Passing Aug 11 #21

Passed up a chance to see him a few miles from my house. Twenty five years ago. twodogsbarking Aug 11 #38

Sorry 😞 Clouds Passing Aug 11 #40

Soon... SheltieLover Aug 11 #15

Accidentally strangled by Putin leading Trump around Alaska surfered Aug 11 #4

No kidding SheltieLover Aug 11 #16

Baaaaahahahaaaaaaa!!! electric_blue68 Aug 11 #43

No but malaise Aug 11 #5

And nation wide as the Supreme Court dismantles the Voting Rights Act surfered Aug 11 #8

Indeed malaise Aug 11 #9

This! 👆👆👆👆👆👆 SheltieLover Aug 11 #17

"On my way to save the day..." (Part II) hlthe2b Aug 11 #7

Too cute malaise Aug 11 #11

Thought he could drink 'Liquid Gold'...then shit gold bricks... MiHale Aug 11 #10

Today's meme, I particularly like this one CaptainTruth Aug 11 #12

Yes! surfered Aug 11 #13

The sooner, the better!!! niyad Aug 11 #23

Omg, THIS!!! TY! electric_blue68 Aug 11 #44

No he ain't. I though, hope to die with a very old body and the heart of a child. twodogsbarking Aug 11 #18

Another day of international dismay and disappointment. 58Sunliner Aug 11 #20

Pummeled by a WNBA team Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Aug 11 #22

We have reason to hope. Warning graphic image @ link. Botany Aug 11 #24

He looks like a rubber mask rejected for Star Trek: TOS Orrex Aug 11 #26

The blue lips could be from lack of O2 from coronary disease, the bruise under his left could be from a fall or from ... Botany Aug 11 #35

What the actual f*ck is he made of? Ocelot II Aug 11 #31

you did warn us . eww. plays the song from the shower scene from an hitcock movie AllaN01Bear Aug 11 #34

"...But you're older /Shorter of breath Dulcinea Aug 11 #41

Nope Gimpyknee Aug 11 #25

Wandered off during the night into a homeless camp, Warpy Aug 11 #27

Overdosed on ExLax and... El Mimbreno Aug 11 #28

Don't I wish DemonGoddess Aug 11 #29

Not Sunday night either, but, the bright side, we are a day closer. republianmushroom Aug 11 #32

the house democratic minoority leader read the entire constitution in totem and all that was left was his usa flag AllaN01Bear Aug 11 #33

Bald eagle laid an egg in that rat's nest he calls his hair. ShazzieB Aug 11 #37

Come on Big Macs! Initech Aug 11 #39

No, but we are BWdem4life Aug 11 #42

I wish Putin would get pissed off and so us a favor. BigmanPigman Aug 11 #46