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DENVERPOPS

(13,003 posts)
19. Without exception
Fri May 23, 2025, 10:55 AM
May 2025

every single woman he has chosen to be in his administration has to conform in several ways......

She has to be willing to do ANYTHING for the chance to be in the spotlight of the Trump Cabal. She has to gloat over him constantly, and feed his immense ego with flattery.
In preparation to be accepted into his inner circle, she has to go get a TON of Plastic Surgery and LIPO. She has to get the required "Republican Rack", preferably DD. She has to change her hairstyle to look like Melania's.... Then, most of all, she has to have a needle stuck in her head, and half her brains sucked out....

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Amanda Marcotte's got Kristi's number... sop May 2025 #1
Without exception DENVERPOPS May 2025 #19
Why does LilElf70 May 2025 #2
Because she gave Trump a 4-foot replica of Mt. Rushmore with his face on it, and he lives for fealty Miles Archer May 2025 #3
Groveling and sycophantic worship are the only Trump job requirements. sop May 2025 #7
I'm guessing that LilElf70 May 2025 #9
Look at her boss...n/t the nelm May 2025 #17
ONCE AGAIN Skittles May 2025 #22
Rep Delia Ramirez gave her a resignation form , guess she hasn't signed it yet vapor2 May 2025 #24
She knows the MAGA base. surfered May 2025 #4
As a young man, watching Walter Cronkite's 20th Century program about WWII, surfered May 2025 #5
Could have been? The Madcap May 2025 #6
At least Hitler loved his dog Blondi. sop May 2025 #8
Dunno 'bout that. I saw some old color home movies with Hitler and Blondi at the Berghof and Fil1957 May 2025 #13
Hitler killed Blondi Mysterian May 2025 #16
Hitler ordered Blondi euthanized before he committed suicide. sop May 2025 #18
Hitler wanted to make sure his cyanide capsule would work Mysterian May 2025 #20
Hitler shot himself. sop May 2025 #21
He simultaneously bit down on a cyanide capsule as he fired. artemisia1 May 2025 #25
Adolf also "fell" from a fifth floor window as he shot himself with one hand and took the pill with the other. sop May 2025 #28
Noem is a Nazi. Irish_Dem May 2025 #27
Have not really paid much attention to Noem as cachukis May 2025 #10
The worst insecure dumbasses want the people around them to appear dumber IronLionZion May 2025 #11
of course 2008 was long before social media became exceptionally toxic SouthBayDem May 2025 #12
Which is dumber? Not knowing what habeas corpus means... dchill May 2025 #14
She is that dumb! atreides1 May 2025 #15
There but for the grace of dog she could've been our vice president. Efilroft Sul May 2025 #23
I remember the Coast Guard awarding us certificates as "Founding Members of the Department of Homeland Security" around artemisia1 May 2025 #26
This is spot-on. J_William_Ryan May 2025 #29
They're also enjoying a "contact high" from Trump's SCOTUS "total immunity" benediction Miles Archer May 2025 #31
They want bubbly personality and to be a bubble head Blue Full Moon May 2025 #30
There's something oddly creepy about Kristi Noem who didn't get her Bachelors Degree until she was 41 online LetMyPeopleVote May 2025 #32
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