Thursday’s White House press briefing brought in Stephen Miller as the Special Guest Briefer to help celebrate the unparalleled success of Donald Trump’s second first 100 days in office, and whoever thought that was a good idea should definitely keep the great ideas coming. Please, for the sake of democracy, put this man in front of the cameras at every opportunity.

Where Karoline Leavitt comes off as a confident liar who doesn’t care whether you know she’s lying, Miller is more like a North Korean news anchor shorn of the sincerity or credibility. All that’s left is the malice and lies, and a distinct sense that if anyone challenges the greatness, nay, the godlike perfection of Donald Trump, Miller just might bite them.

Stephen Miller’s greatest skill is hyperbole, and no one in the known universe is capable of delivering more exaggerated lies more efficiently than he can. He declared that we have just completed the “greatest a hundred days to begin any presidency in the history of this nation,” and seemed to imply that Donald Trump has now accomplished everything he set out to do, and can now just spend the next three years and a bit less than nine months of his term golfing. Or at least he could, if the infinite perfidy of Joe Biden didn’t keep causing problems that Trump has to fix.

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Then it was “critical race theory’s” time in the rantbarrel, and Miller was so excited about his plans for freeing little children from woke indoctrination that he didn’t even bother telling any lies about that topic. He simply went straight to a stirring vision of

Stephen Miller: "Children will be taught to love America. Children will be taught to be patriots. Children will be taught civic values for schools that want federal taxpayer funding ... we're gonna make sure these funds are not being used to promote communist ideology."

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2025-05-01T13:24:08.527Z" target="_blank">how the Trump administration will make sure children are carefully taught, instead. If you can stand it, we do encourage you to watch at least the first 20 seconds of this one, if only to remind yourself of why so many people were out marching against this shit yesterday.

“This administration is also fighting to get critical race theory out of our school districts.

“Children will be taught to love America. Children will be taught to be patriots. Children will be taught civic values, for schools that want federal taxpayer funding.”

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