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Prof. Toru Tanaka

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49. A proficient speaker of Trumglish must be able to:

Tue Apr 29, 2025, 12:28 PM

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Pull “alternative facts” and nonexistent statistics out of their ass at a moment’s notice

Be able to constantly repeat bullet talking points so that they can conveniently change the subject when asked a question they don’t understand or are unable to lie about.

Like a MAGAt truck “rolling coal”, be able to instantaneously create a smokescreen of lies and bullshit so thick that the listener eventually feels like they are trying to find their way out of a labyrinth in total darkness.

Inject high volume blasts of verbal diarrhea into a conversation to drown out dissenting voices. This skill is particularly useful in a debate situation when they are feeling the heat.

Be able to convince listeners that they know everything and then be able to simultaneously claim to know nothing. This is a vital skill that comes into play when the clueless toadies the Trumglish speaker has under them fuck up to the point where it becomes national news.

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This ought to help with his tanking poll numbers [View all] senseandsensibility Apr 28 OP

This should help with recruiting/hiring much needed truckers. underpants Apr 28 #1

Won't be needed when there is nothing to ship. AllyCat Apr 28 #27

Just curious..is that a requirement for joining the military? BattleRow Apr 28 #31

I'm pretty sure it is or was when I was in underpants Apr 28 #33

And all people who harvest our fruits and vegetables BOSSHOG Apr 28 #2

Don't give them any ideas! senseandsensibility Apr 28 #4

I'm curious JBTaurus83 Apr 28 #3

Someone probably told him they heard a trucker speaking Spanish louis-t Apr 28 #5

One assumes it's aimed at trucks coming up from Mehico. maxsolomon Apr 28 #29

it's the kind of stuff white supremacists worry about Skittles Apr 29 #44

Is "Fuck You Donnie" English? Ping Tung Apr 28 #6

Not if said with a Mexican accent. AloeVera Apr 28 #8

The best kind RainCaster Apr 29 #47

Hmmm, I've met some Trump voters who speak in a pretty undecipherable southern accent-- viva la Apr 28 #7

Side effects of meth mouth? BattleRow Apr 28 #30

LOL-- viva la Apr 29 #55

I know what you mean. It's not like they haven't hear "proper English" on the TV and radio. SharonAnn Apr 29 #53

Well the MAGABILLIES are screwed. Duncanpup Apr 28 #9

Rofl Joinfortmill Apr 28 #16

Is there a test for "speaking English"? Where I grew up about half the people would fail and that is their only language twodogsbarking Apr 28 #10

Next he will be telling you what you can or can't dream. xuplate Apr 28 #11

Layoffs Dwild Apr 28 #12

This message was self-deleted by its author Skittles Apr 29 #45

Wow, he's lost that group flamingdem Apr 28 #13

He appeals to worst inside people Johonny Apr 28 #14

Well, when there is nothing good inside of a person, they can only relate to what's bad in others. wnylib Apr 28 #35

He's a demented puppet. Gonna get a lot worse Joinfortmill Apr 28 #15

Here in Colorado DENVERPOPS Apr 28 #17

Cheaper labor costs and to hell with safety-another crass fail of capitalism-basic evil Stargazer99 Apr 29 #50

He is already getting rid of any "Safety Agencies" at the Federal Level DENVERPOPS Apr 29 #51

Words come out of Trump's mouth, just not in the correct order. rickford66 Apr 28 #18

It's a variety of the language, commonly referred to as Trumglish. Abolishinist Apr 28 #19

A proficient speaker of Trumglish must be able to: Prof. Toru Tanaka Apr 29 #49

Perfect! I can tell you have a deep understanding of Trumglish! Abolishinist Apr 29 #52

I'm not too sure the words come out of his mouth Grim Chieftain Apr 28 #20

We must demand... DingleBerryNW Apr 28 #21

God bless the United Schhatesh LW1977 Apr 28 #26

Hay from Quebec justaprogressive Apr 28 #22

Is this a form of stick it where the sun don't shine? senseandsensibility Apr 28 #41

Just because the MAGAts can speak English doesn't mean they meet the requirements to drive a truck. They'll iluvtennis Apr 28 #23

How could this be enforced? underpants Apr 28 #34

He could have ICE be at the weigh stations on highways and do some type of "English" speaking test. Could iluvtennis Apr 28 #39

He declared English the official language in an EO underpants Apr 28 #40

Wow on both points. n/t iluvtennis Apr 28 #42

Disrupt trade from Mexico to Canada Blue Full Moon Apr 28 #24

It is a ball of nothing. Scruffy1 Apr 28 #25

I suspected that it might be something like that senseandsensibility Apr 28 #43

performance for the racist base Skittles Apr 29 #46

His base is eating this up and asking for more. Keeping them happy is enough for him, regardless of what America thinks. LonePirate Apr 28 #28

And how does he propose to enforce that nonsense? Idiot. Scrivener7 Apr 28 #32

I think it's just for the FAUX crowd senseandsensibility Apr 28 #36

Cab drivers may be next. FPGramma Apr 28 #37

You can count on Rat Face Miller to keep feeding his need to hate. Buddyzbuddy Apr 28 #38

NEXT: Trump signs executive order to require truckers to wear shoes dalton99a Apr 29 #48

Unlike his other Executive Orders.... Dem4life1970 Apr 29 #54