Kimmel: Trump Cries "Democrat Hoax" Over Dirty Doodle in Epstein Birthday Book & He Dines Out in DC

The gang at Forbes released their annual list of richest Americans and for the fourth straight year Elon was named #1 until it was taken away from him this morning by Larry Ellison, Trump rounded up the closest thing he has to friends for a field trip to Joe’s Seafood in DC to show how safe it is, a lot of the National Guardsmen and women have to leave their families and jobs to stand on the corner and do nothing, Trump claims Democrats are using Epstein to shift attention from all his major accomplishments, he commented on whether or not he would meet with the victims, Cracker Barrel was in the middle of a $700 million transformation plan when it all got scrapped, and the AG is reportedly taking a close look into Mike Lindell’s nonprofit organizations.