Every time we think this is the worst it can get - like the felon's threatening to blow an entire country off the map - he somehow manages to top himself with something worse...

Well, 99.99%. Nothing is 100% 😂

Starting each day of my life wondering if a political leader has placed a target on my back sucks.

And this is America! We should be able to exhibit compassion and character of leadership, not fear and rearview mirror revenge.

I never. I repeat, never woke up thinking of the U.S.president and the ramifications for my ordinary life. I believe in karma, I believe in miracles, I believe—in another 100 years—2026 civilization will look as primitive as 1926 appears today.

As such, truck fump. The madness of his minions on the day of his demise is my only concern about his human health. Why should I worry about a person’s health when they expect everyone else to exercise for them, eat properly for them, or do any actual work?

MAGAts aren’t ass-kissers, they’re ass-wipers too. And as James Carville says, they don’t know whether to wind their head or scratch their watch.