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a kennedy

(34,453 posts)
Fri Jun 20, 2025, 08:20 PM Jun 2025

Why, why, why, do guys ALWAYS HAVE TO ADJUST THEIR PRIVATE PARTS!!!!!!

Damn it.....every sport I watch with men....lots of them ALWAYS adjust their packages. Why??? Ugh.....tennis, golf, baseball.....why?? Or am I just to aware??? 🤷‍♀️

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Why, why, why, do guys ALWAYS HAVE TO ADJUST THEIR PRIVATE PARTS!!!!!! (Original Post) a kennedy Jun 2025 OP
It makes things feel better. Speaking from experience chicoescuela Jun 2025 #1
Things occasionally move out of place. RandySF Jun 2025 #2
Personal considerations. anciano Jun 2025 #3
Tight, abrasive clothing. Chipper Chat Jun 2025 #4
Try wearing a bra. sinkingfeeling Jun 2025 #6
DUZY Chipper Chat Jun 2025 #12
next up, women who adjust their bra straps in public nt msongs Jun 2025 #5
Balls stuck to a leg... ZDU Jun 2025 #7
Why are you staring at their private parts? synni Jun 2025 #8
Because it's not polite to have someone else help you do it in public. Norrrm Jun 2025 #9
This would make for an amusing hidden-camera video True Dough Jun 2025 #14
Lmfao ZDU Jun 2025 #19
In many cases it's because they are wearing a cup. rsdsharp Jun 2025 #10
I suspect having to wear a protective cup doesn't help... buzzycrumbhunger Jun 2025 #11
Those parts are delicate, okay? Auggie Jun 2025 #13
Speaking of which... True Dough Jun 2025 #15
Yep. And then there's this scene from the Sopranos ... Auggie Jun 2025 #21
Try this: sl8 Jun 2025 #16
Because they move around and you want them in the right place. BlueTsunami2018 Jun 2025 #17
Best post in the Sports Group in years. madinmaryland Jun 2025 #18
Because justaprogressive Jun 2025 #20
Ask Jim Thome. Capt. America Jun 2025 #22

ZDU

(778 posts)
7. Balls stuck to a leg...
Fri Jun 20, 2025, 08:38 PM
Jun 2025

Lucky they don't play sports naked or you might have something else to ponder

True Dough

(24,465 posts)
14. This would make for an amusing hidden-camera video
Fri Jun 20, 2025, 08:59 PM
Jun 2025

"Excuse me sir/ma'am, I suffer from severe arthritis in my hands and I'm unable to adjust my junk. Would you be willing to make a quick shift for me down there?"

rsdsharp

(11,328 posts)
10. In many cases it's because they are wearing a cup.
Fri Jun 20, 2025, 08:43 PM
Jun 2025

Hard plastic with a rubber or latex edge. They are hot and uncomfortable.

buzzycrumbhunger

(1,367 posts)
11. I suspect having to wear a protective cup doesn't help...
Fri Jun 20, 2025, 08:48 PM
Jun 2025

Imagine having to wear a hard plastic bra when you’re doing something physically active—only instead of breast tissue, it’s encasing something that can cause pain that drops you like a stone when it gets pinched. Anyone who’s been vigorously poked in the ovary during sex can surely relate to how important it is to protect your ‘nads, and that the protection is not a sure-fire way to protect them when it shifts because you’re playing a physically active game.

They’re clearly not doing it to show off—it’s self preservation. I think it’s okay to grant them a little grace, isn’t it?

Auggie

(32,566 posts)
13. Those parts are delicate, okay?
Fri Jun 20, 2025, 08:59 PM
Jun 2025

As stated upthread, stuff gets pinched by clothing and moved by activity. Sweat ain't no picnic either.

sl8

(16,873 posts)
16. Try this:
Fri Jun 20, 2025, 09:02 PM
Jun 2025

1. Hang a sausage and a sack containing a couple of eggs between your legs,
2. Put on a pair of pants,
3. Engage in vigorous physical activity.

I'll bet you need to make a few adjustments.

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