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634-5789

(4,588 posts) Sun Jan 23, 2022, 03:37 PM Jan 2022

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Mars Candy is adding a Carlson Tucker M&M to the mix.....

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Mars Candy is adding a Carlson Tucker M&M to the mix..... (Original Post) 634-5789 Jan 2022 OP

LOL! hermetic Jan 2022 #1

White candy on the outside PJMcK Jan 2022 #2

👆😆😆😆😆 underpants Jan 2022 #3

LOL SouthernDem4ever Jan 2022 #6

Oh crap, you revealed our super secret MAGA smart pills recipe. L. Coyote Jan 2022 #12

My guess is that geardaddy Jan 2022 #22

Apparently he's been having trysts.... SergeStorms Jan 2022 #23

Or Betty Rubble. geardaddy Jan 2022 #24

Hey, I had a "thing" for Betty Rubble. SergeStorms Jan 2022 #26

Your fooling yourself, she'll never leave Barney PurgedVoter Jan 2022 #27

LOL geardaddy Jan 2022 #28

I didn't even have to click on your post and I was thinking the same thing. AZLD4Candidate Jan 2022 #29

Needs little bowties. Moebym Jan 2022 #4

Will melt in your soul, not in your brain. LakeArenal Jan 2022 #5

This needs to go mainstream bluecollar2 Jan 2022 #7

revenge is best served cold . its cold in space . khannnnnn!!! , khannnn!!!! AllaN01Bear Jan 2022 #8

In space, no one can hear your whine DBoon Jan 2022 #15

The only job Tucker is qualified for is rsdsharp Jan 2022 #9

This was the job that king George the second had Oldtimeralso Jan 2022 #11

this a grown man reporting in m&m's LetMyPeopleVote Jan 2022 #10

I personally don't want to have a drink with any candy cartoon character. halfulglas Jan 2022 #21

M&M fired Tucker, VGNonly Jan 2022 #13

LMFAO!! InAbLuEsTaTe Jan 2022 #14

I was sure it would be a peanut M&M with no chocolate or coating. Just nuts. mjvpi Jan 2022 #16

Of All The Things For Carlson To Get His Wife's Panties In A Twist Over... GB_RN Jan 2022 #17

K & R...nt Wounded Bear Jan 2022 #18

Looks like a hard pill to swallow. KS Toronado Jan 2022 #19

K&R. (nt) Paladin Jan 2022 #20

NOICE!!! BobTheSubgenius Jan 2022 #25

hermetic

(9,056 posts)

1. LOL!

Reply to 634-5789 (Original post)

Sun Jan 23, 2022, 03:46 PM

Jan 2022

PJMcK

(24,378 posts)

2. White candy on the outside

Reply to 634-5789 (Original post)

Sun Jan 23, 2022, 03:46 PM

Jan 2022

Horse shit on the inside.

underpants

(193,801 posts)

3. 👆😆😆😆😆

Reply to PJMcK (Reply #2)

Sun Jan 23, 2022, 03:47 PM

Jan 2022

SouthernDem4ever

(6,619 posts)

6. LOL

Reply to PJMcK (Reply #2)

Sun Jan 23, 2022, 04:55 PM

Jan 2022

L. Coyote

(51,134 posts)

12. Oh crap, you revealed our super secret MAGA smart pills recipe.

Reply to PJMcK (Reply #2)

Sun Jan 23, 2022, 06:04 PM

Jan 2022

Link to tweet

geardaddy

(25,392 posts)

22. My guess is that

Reply to L. Coyote (Reply #12)

Mon Jan 24, 2022, 11:53 AM

Jan 2022

He likes to knock off a chunk to the the lady M&Ms. And what is the deal about having a drink with any of them?

SergeStorms

(19,830 posts)

23. Apparently he's been having trysts....

Reply to geardaddy (Reply #22)

Mon Jan 24, 2022, 12:02 PM

Jan 2022

with cartoon characters?

My guess is Jessica Rabbit being his booty call.

geardaddy

(25,392 posts)

24. Or Betty Rubble.

Reply to SergeStorms (Reply #23)

Mon Jan 24, 2022, 12:06 PM

Jan 2022

SergeStorms

(19,830 posts)

26. Hey, I had a "thing" for Betty Rubble.

Reply to geardaddy (Reply #24)

Mon Jan 24, 2022, 12:31 PM

Jan 2022

Tucker isn't a baby boomer though, so he may never have been subjected to the allure of the tempting Betty Rubble.

PurgedVoter

(2,627 posts)

27. Your fooling yourself, she'll never leave Barney

Reply to SergeStorms (Reply #26)

Mon Jan 24, 2022, 12:41 PM

Jan 2022

geardaddy

(25,392 posts)

28. LOL

Reply to SergeStorms (Reply #26)

Mon Jan 24, 2022, 12:48 PM

Jan 2022

Yep, it definitely was a thing back then!

AZLD4Candidate

(6,715 posts)

29. I didn't even have to click on your post and I was thinking the same thing.

Reply to PJMcK (Reply #2)

Mon Jan 24, 2022, 02:20 PM

Jan 2022

Moebym

(1,033 posts)

4. Needs little bowties.

Reply to 634-5789 (Original post)

Sun Jan 23, 2022, 04:49 PM

Jan 2022

LakeArenal

(29,949 posts)

5. Will melt in your soul, not in your brain.

Reply to 634-5789 (Original post)

Sun Jan 23, 2022, 04:53 PM

Jan 2022

bluecollar2

(3,622 posts)

7. This needs to go mainstream

Reply to 634-5789 (Original post)

Sun Jan 23, 2022, 05:03 PM

Jan 2022

Democrats such as Pelosi, Schumer, Warren, AOC et al need to just make passing comments referencing this meme.

E.g....I'm looking forward to the new candy from M&M...

when asked "What new candy?" They respond...

I heard M&M's are making changes...I love chocolate

AllaN01Bear

(27,955 posts)

8. revenge is best served cold . its cold in space . khannnnnn!!! , khannnn!!!!

Reply to 634-5789 (Original post)

Sun Jan 23, 2022, 05:04 PM

Jan 2022

DBoon

(24,469 posts)

15. In space, no one can hear your whine

Reply to AllaN01Bear (Reply #8)

Sun Jan 23, 2022, 09:51 PM

Jan 2022

rsdsharp

(11,498 posts)

9. The only job Tucker is qualified for is

Reply to 634-5789 (Original post)

Sun Jan 23, 2022, 05:24 PM

Jan 2022

proofreader in the M&M factory.

And maybe not even that (W. . .W. . . M. . .W)

Oldtimeralso

(1,945 posts)

11. This was the job that king George the second had

Reply to rsdsharp (Reply #9)

Sun Jan 23, 2022, 05:47 PM

Jan 2022

Until he was fired from for not just rejecting the W's but also the E's and the 3's.

LetMyPeopleVote

(172,329 posts)

10. this a grown man reporting in m&m's

Reply to 634-5789 (Original post)

Sun Jan 23, 2022, 05:30 PM

Jan 2022

Link to tweet

halfulglas

(1,654 posts)

21. I personally don't want to have a drink with any candy cartoon character.

Reply to LetMyPeopleVote (Reply #10)

Mon Jan 24, 2022, 11:29 AM

Jan 2022

They tend to get too rowdy and attract too much attention while I'm drinking.

VGNonly

(8,274 posts)

13. M&M fired Tucker,

Reply to 634-5789 (Original post)

Sun Jan 23, 2022, 06:15 PM

Jan 2022

he kept throwing away the Ws.

InAbLuEsTaTe

(25,466 posts)

14. LMFAO!!

Reply to 634-5789 (Original post)

Sun Jan 23, 2022, 06:27 PM

Jan 2022

mjvpi

(1,796 posts)

16. I was sure it would be a peanut M&M with no chocolate or coating. Just nuts.

Reply to 634-5789 (Original post)

Mon Jan 24, 2022, 09:30 AM

Jan 2022

GB_RN

(3,462 posts)

17. Of All The Things For Carlson To Get His Wife's Panties In A Twist Over...

Reply to 634-5789 (Original post)

Mon Jan 24, 2022, 10:15 AM

Jan 2022

This is probably the most pathetic, ever.

I heard FucKKKer told his wife he didn't like her panties. He told her they were too revealing and too tight. Her response was to tell him to take them off.