It is to laugh - Too old to "cut the mustard?"

An 85-year-old man marries a lovely 25-year-old woman. Because her new husband is so old, the woman decides that they should have separate honeymoon suites to prevent the old man from overexerting himself. On the night, there’s a knock on the door and her groom comes in ready for action. After they’ve finished, he leaves her and she prepares to get some sleep. A few minutes pass and there’s another knock on the door. The bride opens the door to find her husband ready for more action. They go back to bed, have sex, and the old man leaves again. Once more the bride gets ready for sleep, but after a few minutes there’s another knock on the door and the elderly groom presents himself for another romp. Again they have sex. Afterward, the young bride compliments her husband on his stamina. “Three times in one night,” she says. “There’s not many men who could manage that.” The old man looks confused and says, “Manage what?”


An elderly man is having trouble getting his young wife pregnant, so he goes to a clinic to have a sperm count. The doctor gives him a specimen cup and tells him to go home and fill it. Next day the old man shuffles into the doctor’s office with an empty cup. “I’m sorry, doctor,” he says. “I tried, but couldn’t manage it. Then my wife tried for me and she couldn’t manage it either. I even got my friend Jake over so he could have a go. Then he called his son over and he couldn’t do it either. Didn’t matter what we tried – couldn’t get the lid off this damn cup.”