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Related: About this forumIt is to laugh - Joe suffers from very bad headaches and eventually finds a doctor who offers a solution.
The good news is that I can cure your headaches, says the doctor. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a rare condition which causes your testicles to press against the base of your spine. Its that pressure that causes the headaches. Joe is shocked but decides he has no choice but to go under the knife. After the operation Joe feels much better and decides to treat himself to a new suit. He goes into a tailors to see whats on offer. The tailor looks at him and says, Lets see. Id guess you take a size 44 long? Joe laughs, Thats right. How did you know my exact size? Its my job to know, says the tailor. How about a new shirt to go with it? Id say you take a 34 sleeve and a 16 neck. Right again, says Joe. How did you know? Its my job, says the tailor. How about some new underwear as well? Lets see, Id say youre a size 36. Joe laughs, Got you that time. Im actually a 34. Ive worn size 34 since I was 18. The tailor tuts, You shouldnt do that, sir. You see a size 34 would press your testicles against your spine and give you terrible headaches.
niyad
(128,308 posts)ALWAYS get a second opinion!
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(1,698 posts)You must be old! I heard that when I was a kid watching George chop down an apple tree (he lied!)
niyad
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(1,698 posts)actually I was handing out travel trail tips to the pilgrims at Plymouth...
ba-da-bing!