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generalbetrayus

(1,345 posts) Fri Oct 31, 2025, 10:41 AM Friday

I'd say dumb as a rock, but as a geologist, I would never insult rocks like that.

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I'd say dumb as a rock, but as a geologist, I would never insult rocks like that. (Original Post) generalbetrayus Friday OP

It talking about members of the current administration, it is hard... 3catwoman3 Friday #1

How about 'dumb as a doorknob'? EYESORE 9001 Friday #2

But doorknobs can be pretty, and are, at least, useful, whether attractive or not. 3catwoman3 Friday #3

True EYESORE 9001 Friday #4

Jimmy didn't just study nuclear physic, he practiced it.q soldierant Saturday #5

3catwoman3

(28,083 posts)

1. It talking about members of the current administration, it is hard...

Reply to generalbetrayus (Original post)

Fri Oct 31, 2025, 10:47 AM

Friday

...to come up with a "dumb as a ..." comparison that is not an insult to the item/animal being compared.

My best effort is a tapeworm - just like TACO Don, ugly to look at, and sucks the life out of everything.

EYESORE 9001

(29,278 posts)

2. How about 'dumb as a doorknob'?

Reply to 3catwoman3 (Reply #1)

Fri Oct 31, 2025, 11:18 AM

Friday

I think doorknobs won’t take offense

3catwoman3

(28,083 posts)

3. But doorknobs can be pretty, and are, at least, useful, whether attractive or not.

Reply to EYESORE 9001 (Reply #2)

Fri Oct 31, 2025, 11:30 AM

Friday

EYESORE 9001

(29,278 posts)

4. True

Reply to 3catwoman3 (Reply #3)

Fri Oct 31, 2025, 11:32 AM

Friday

The apricot hellbast has negative usefulness.

soldierant

(9,109 posts)

5. Jimmy didn't just study nuclear physic, he practiced it.q

Reply to generalbetrayus (Original post)

Sat Nov 1, 2025, 05:04 PM

Saturday

While in the Navy he headed a team sent to Canada to fix a malfunctioning reactor. They could only spend seconds in the room with it, so they had to practice replacing the problematic part until they could do it in that sliver of time. And it turned out they had overestimated the safe time - his urine was radioactive for months.

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