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surfered

(10,166 posts) Mon Oct 27, 2025, 05:58 PM Oct 27

Marital Advice: if your blonde wife comes home with this new product, keep your mouth shut.

It’s ok to say, “That’s interesting.”

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Marital Advice: if your blonde wife comes home with this new product, keep your mouth shut. (Original Post) surfered Oct 27 OP

Poor wording! Aussie105 Oct 27 #1

Thw 6 refers to how many "kinds of nuts" not to how many cookies. soldierant Oct 29 #2

Aussie105

(7,371 posts)

1. Poor wording!

Reply to surfered (Original post)

Mon Oct 27, 2025, 09:31 PM

Oct 27

It should be 'Cookies - blonde and nutty!'

But 'Nutty Blonde' works for me, and a lot of blokes married to one.

But - 6 to a packet, while the picture shows more than 10?
Hoping Nutty Blondes don't count that high?

soldierant

(9,109 posts)

2. Thw 6 refers to how many "kinds of nuts" not to how many cookies.

Reply to Aussie105 (Reply #1)

Wed Oct 29, 2025, 02:39 AM

Oct 29

But it's wrong.

Peanuts are not nuts, they are beans.
Cashews are in the poison ivy family, ao are technically not nuts. which is the "poison" in poison ivy and other poison plants (oak, sumac, wood) The oil is only on the shells of cashews so cannot contaminate the nut unless the shell breaks. And that is why cashews are never sold in the shell. The same is true of pistachios - I do remember they used to be sold in the shell, but the shells were coated with what appeared to be very thick paint, but I now realize must have been something designed to hold that oil in check. And I no longer see them sold in the shell at all.

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