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lastlib

(26,132 posts) Thu Jun 12, 2025, 03:32 PM Jun 12

How does Stephen Miller tie his shoes?

In little Knotzies.

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How does Stephen Miller tie his shoes? (Original Post) lastlib Jun 12 OP

Stephen Miller (aka PeeWeeGerman and Baby Goebbels) is so low, surfered Jun 12 #1

I was thinking, hanging upside down ... Jeebo Jun 12 #2

That's as good as my answer.... lastlib Jun 12 #3

I've always thought he looks like Nosferatu. Jeebo Jun 12 #4

Yes, he looks like Nosferatu... GiqueCee Jun 13 #6

and sunlight burns him. surfered Jun 12 #5

surfered

(7,448 posts)

1. Stephen Miller (aka PeeWeeGerman and Baby Goebbels) is so low,

Reply to lastlib (Original post)

Thu Jun 12, 2025, 03:38 PM

Jun 12

..he can crawl under the belly of a snake wearing a top hat.

And no, the snake is not wearing the top hat.

Jeebo

(2,454 posts)

2. I was thinking, hanging upside down ...

Reply to lastlib (Original post)

Thu Jun 12, 2025, 03:38 PM

Jun 12

... by his feet, just before going to sleep.

-- Ron

lastlib

(26,132 posts)

3. That's as good as my answer....

Reply to Jeebo (Reply #2)

Thu Jun 12, 2025, 03:42 PM

Jun 12

I like to magine him in that scenario as Mussolini, rather than a bat....... (but what if he was a BROWN bat??)

Jeebo

(2,454 posts)

4. I've always thought he looks like Nosferatu.

Reply to lastlib (Reply #3)

Thu Jun 12, 2025, 03:47 PM

Jun 12

The vampire in the classic silent film.

-- Ron

GiqueCee

(2,372 posts)

6. Yes, he looks like Nosferatu...

Reply to Jeebo (Reply #4)

Fri Jun 13, 2025, 07:47 AM

Jun 13

... who is a fictional character. But he acts like Joseph Goebbels who was as real as a heart attack.

surfered

(7,448 posts)

5. and sunlight burns him.

Reply to Jeebo (Reply #2)

Thu Jun 12, 2025, 03:52 PM

Jun 12

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