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Duncanpup

(15,126 posts)
Mon Sep 8, 2025, 09:52 AM Monday

People who never served will not understand life in military.

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Example life as a grunt. Stopping the patrol at 02:00 in morning because you have to take a massive crap. And as your squatting your brothers are throwing rocks sticks or pine cones at you.


I forgot to ad the Sarcasm disclaimer.

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underpants

(192,895 posts)
1. May in Germany. A glorious sunny cold morning
Mon Sep 8, 2025, 10:02 AM
Monday

It had snowed the night before. I find this almost impossibly perfect circle of 20 feet tall pine/fur trees. I squat down and as it begins I hear the easily identifiable grunt of a wild boar.

Never broke bush and I completed the mission.

Metaphorical

(2,520 posts)
13. Hey, a boar's gotta crap in the woods too you know
Mon Sep 8, 2025, 11:33 AM
Monday

Not sure if that's respect or just an opportunity for a boar, but ...

underpants

(192,895 posts)
15. In my Bradley gun night vision I used to see mama boar and her little boarlets
Mon Sep 8, 2025, 11:45 AM
Monday

Just going along in the woods. Often there’d be fellow Cav Scouts walking in another path not far from them. I had no way to alert them so I just watched to see if anything happened. Oh and they were in a different platoon so screw them.

Once on an OP (Observation Post) one of my track mates went out to relieve the guy at the OP. Couldn’t find him. Then he heard a boar very close. He started climbing up a tree only to feel the bottom of the first guy’s boot - “Get your own damn tree!!”

Such camaraderie

Duncanpup

(15,126 posts)
18. ? Was those moments with wild boars.
Mon Sep 8, 2025, 06:14 PM
Monday

Hohnfels or Graf. Reason i remember standing on top of our 113 i think Hohnfels, and watching some dudes from the T.O.W. company or maybe they was from mortars anyway they were trying to catch a baby boar.
I do not know why i never asked It was out on training ground.
And mama boar came charging through the brush and it’s been years yet i remember them climbing on top of their track.

underpants

(192,895 posts)
19. I think that was Hohensfels
Tue Sep 9, 2025, 06:18 AM
Tuesday

I’d been there a couple weeks. My platoon sent me out with 1st platoon. Not only was I brand new, I was with a different platoon. A bunch of new guys in the back of a Bradley. We were told to just find somewhere to sleep. I found a spot on the deck with cover…..under the TOW missile launcher. I didn’t notice the light snow because of that. When a Bradley stops, the TOW launcher is raised. If they’d lowered it before I got up it would have crushed me.
Dumbass newbie stuff.

See post 15 for two more stories.

marble falls

(68,470 posts)
2. Why I liked the Navy. There was alway a head where you could dog the hatch. Are you sure you weren't in the boy scouts?
Mon Sep 8, 2025, 10:03 AM
Monday

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marble falls

(68,470 posts)
14. PBRs where the sailors play soldier with some nifty weapons. Now one really gets to know that John Kerry EARNED ...
Mon Sep 8, 2025, 11:34 AM
Monday

... his Silver Star.

Wifes husband

(542 posts)
3. I agree. They just don't understand.
Mon Sep 8, 2025, 10:04 AM
Monday

They don't understand what basic is like, chow halls, respect between different ranks, etc

MuseRider

(34,946 posts)
4. How could we and why
Mon Sep 8, 2025, 10:10 AM
Monday

would we even argue that? Bless all you who had to do that or just did it because you thought it right.

EYESORE 9001

(29,012 posts)
16. This happened to a couple of my shipmates
Mon Sep 8, 2025, 11:48 AM
Monday

Ship was tied alongside a repair vessel, and some junior guys were sent to do deckhand work on their vessel while ours was being repaired. Two of them were assigned to paint the side of the ship from a rowboat in the water alongside the vessel. At that time, there were no requirements about holding waste water, and it was discharged directly into the ocean. Or harbor, in this case. Their boat just happened to be below a discharge pipe when someone flushed. I’ll leave the rest to your imagination. Worst fishing trip ever. All they caught was a wrinkled-back trout.

70sEraVet

(4,874 posts)
17. I'm always impressed by how many Vets are on this site.
Mon Sep 8, 2025, 12:48 PM
Monday

I remember a dinner that my employer threw for company employees -- maybe 250 people at the dinner. A speaker during the dinner asked all Veterans to stand. I was shocked that there were only six of us.
Right now I live in a rural county in Tennessee, and these rural counties seem to have an overabundance of Veterans!

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