OK. I had use google translate. Hopefully this means what I think it does? I meant to say "how beautiful!"

The ice was thin, and the kittens broke through.
Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq.

This is a joke my high school French teacher told.
Every class.

Even though I did take French, I had to say it out loud a couple of times before I got it.

On Danny Kay's variety show.
I was baffled. My English was good by that time, but puns were still problematic and my French was nonexistent. Fortunately, my mother spoke the language and provided illumination.

They don't look exactly alike either. The younger of the two has stripes in black in his coat. Madoc looks just jet black.

And Sian is female.

I was thinking Gryff, but I wrote Madoc. Sorry, my apologies.