Is it wrong that that story made me laugh?

Dunc is quite the scamp. I wouldn't imagine that mealworms would be all that tasty, but maybe Dunc knows something I don't.

Sophie dog approves.

She and I volunteered together at the local hospital and she needed a ride home. My friend always made treats for the volunteers to share. She needed help getting everything inside and I carried the treats. As we got inside, I started to set her treats on the kitchen table. My friend quickly took them away from me and put them on top of her very large refrigerator--no small feat for her--she was very short, less than 5 feet tall. I looked puzzled and she said, "No food gets put on the table or the counter. If it can't go in a cabinet or the fridge, it goes on top of the fridge. Mac and Molly will eat anything they can reach--and I'm tired of vet visits for tummy troubles!"
Hope Duncan Pup was okay after his meal worms treat! Give him a pat for me.

...they had a story about the strangest things that the bets had removed from dogs' stomachs.

The one that had me laughing the hardest was a pair of women's panties that were neither the style nor brand favored by the wife/dog mom. Seems someone had left something behind while "visiting" the hubby.

If you are going to screw around on your wife, probably not too wise to do it at home.

Smart boy. Cut out the middle man.