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Duncanpup

(15,106 posts)
Wed Jul 23, 2025, 08:26 AM Jul 23

We found a partially eaten bagel at the park on our walk.

I told Dunc no you’re not going to eat it. Now sitting in the car I’m finishing my coffee waiting for pharmacy to open.
My golden shit head has his back turned towards me he’s mad looking out passenger window. Occasionally giving out a moan or groan as to say.
I cannot believe we left that bagel behind father you know we should go back and get it.
More moans and Dunc groans from my golden asshole sitting in the passenger seat, it was a perfectly good bagel dad.

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We found a partially eaten bagel at the park on our walk. (Original Post) Duncanpup Jul 23 OP
Lol SheltieLover Jul 23 #1
Always my friend. Duncanpup Jul 23 #2
Lol. I can just imagine the golden cold shoulder... SheltieLover Jul 23 #5
Poor Dunc did not get his second breakfast. He found it, so technically it was his. Now the spoils will go to another. MLAA Jul 23 #3
My Sophie dog is in total commiseration. Diamond_Dog Jul 23 #4
Thank you cuzzin Sophie yours truly Dunc. Duncanpup Jul 23 #6
Ha! JustAnotherGen Jul 23 #7
Pups are against food waste IronLionZion Jul 23 #8
muwhahehahahahaha AllaN01Bear Jul 23 #9
OMG! CommonHumanity Jul 23 #10
Tell Dunc AverageOldGuy Jul 23 #11
OMG! CommonHumanity Jul 23 #12
Have a good day also. Duncanpup Jul 23 #14
Following a snow storm in NYC PJMcK Jul 23 #13
I used to live in a small part of Los Angeles that was zoned rural MurrayDelph Jul 23 #15
Better half a bagel HuskiesHowls Jul 23 #16
The Horror! How could you leave it there??? lark Jul 23 #17
Lol! snot Jul 23 #18
Oh, the humanity! Aussie105 Jul 23 #19

MLAA

(19,456 posts)
3. Poor Dunc did not get his second breakfast. He found it, so technically it was his. Now the spoils will go to another.
Wed Jul 23, 2025, 08:52 AM
Jul 23

It’s simply too much to bear. Or it is too much to golden?

Diamond_Dog

(38,363 posts)
4. My Sophie dog is in total commiseration.
Wed Jul 23, 2025, 09:13 AM
Jul 23

Father why did you not allow me to consume this treasure?

JustAnotherGen

(36,892 posts)
7. Ha!
Wed Jul 23, 2025, 09:41 AM
Jul 23


Dogging like a boss.

Uncle Ruckus the Maltese Monster can be absolutely 'gangster' when he's not allowed to do or eat whatever he wants, when he wants it.

Like dude - you have the mentality of a Toddler - you aren't in charge of everything.

Signed -

JAG - Mama to a Terrible Twos soon to be 9 year old Maltese. It's hard out in these streets.

CommonHumanity

(325 posts)
10. OMG!
Wed Jul 23, 2025, 10:28 AM
Jul 23

Oh my God. I love your dog posts! This one CRACKED me up - a well-described event.

In my mind's eyes I can perfectly see your golden shithead being all mad and befuddled at the sheer incredulity of leaving that good bagel behind. I've been there. If only there were a way to explain things to our furry best friends. Luckily, they're SO forgiving (after a well-deserved pout). That God-like forgiveness is just one of the infinite blessings they bestow on us. Of course and forever, those blessings make the morning pout well worth the joys of sharing life with them.

From one dog lover to another- Hug your good boy and have yourself a sweet day.

CommonHumanity

(325 posts)
12. OMG!
Wed Jul 23, 2025, 10:28 AM
Jul 23

Oh my God. I love your dog posts! This one CRACKED me up - a well-described event.

In my mind's eyes I can perfectly see your golden shithead being all mad and befuddled at the sheer incredulity of leaving that good bagel behind. I've been there. If only there were a way to explain things to our furry best friends. Luckily, they're SO forgiving (after a well-deserved pout). That God-like forgiveness is just one of the infinite blessings they bestow on us. Of course and forever, those blessings make the morning pout well worth the joys of sharing life with them.

From one dog lover to another- Hug your good boy and have yourself a sweet day.

PJMcK

(24,183 posts)
13. Following a snow storm in NYC
Wed Jul 23, 2025, 10:30 AM
Jul 23

I took our cocker spaniel, Bubba— the dumbest dog who ever lived— for a walk in Central Park. Suddenly, he lunged into a snow bank and proudly came up with half a ham sandwich! He chomped it down before I could stop him. He was so proud of himself.

For YEARS afterward, every time we walked past that spot, regardless of the time of year, Bubba would hopefully look for another sandwich.

Maybe he wasn’t so dumb after all!

MurrayDelph

(5,623 posts)
15. I used to live in a small part of Los Angeles that was zoned rural
Wed Jul 23, 2025, 11:00 AM
Jul 23

and the neighbors on both sides had free-range chickens, some of whom preferred our yard.

One day our black lab was walking back to the house from the yard, obviously carrying something. When I asked her "Bonnie, what are you carrying?" she opened her mouth, and an egg fell out, going splat! on our patio. As I looked at the mess I was going to have to wash up*, I had no choice but to say "Good dog" for having obeyed me. And she was.




* I contrast this to when an egg I was going to use for breakfast last week fell off the counter and the Dachshund Terrier had second breakfast.

Aussie105

(7,163 posts)
19. Oh, the humanity!
Wed Jul 23, 2025, 10:56 PM
Jul 23

A wasted bagel!

There is no way this human and dog relationship can be repaired now!

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